steviebhoy 0 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 theres always those horse poop sacks, tight it onto yu dogs ass, charge 25 quid a sack or 50 for a posh one, hey presto..the dog gets to carry it for yu... only.. in winter you wont have a blesed hand waemer in your pocket.. awww it nice to get back to nature and in touch with your dogs.. and what they do in thse less than gracefull moments of abandly legs, face pulled back like a grey hound on a hare.. tong out hahaha heavin and sufferin the dry food packs from asda hahahaha... hey fair goes.. it your dog it your poo... if some one else agree's on the writes to it.. fair game and charge um for the pleasure.. (it's your fine too aparently) tbh... have you seen what they have to go hrough to prove it? needs an actualy turdy and face shot in the mid flow of the cortotions, then you have to link dog owner and the turd.. all on film.. wow and he got caught too? oh well.. no sense no feeling.. no scoupa no clean shoes... the more you can spread it out the more people can enjoy such games as scrape-ya-shoe on the only 7 blades of grass.. or clean the kid after eating it etc etc.. theres actualy focilised human turds about..and dinasores etc, so eventualy you could actualy cover a few square miles within one life time if you trained the dog right, that way they couldnt say 'not under control' and also after several generations and the right food and weather conditions we could build an empre on pure shit alone... or did we do that already? sniggers.... yup we have to agree.. he aint picking his dogs doo doo up.. mail it to him he has a bad back lmao.. then charge him a fair rate for it.. say maybe 52 million pounds? gotta make a profit or it aint worth the shit it's based on? hmmm maybe save it cause 'in bulks' cheaper..and theres the matter of a fair intrest rate too..maybe pop a poddle doodle doo doo in with the deal.. for every 3 dog shit pick ups chuckin a freebie.. one delivery a month recourded delivery?.. FREE OF CHARGE for the bone idal shit! Your posts give me a sore head mate. sorry bud, but i've had a shit bad assed christmas mood this year lol, this post creased me right up.. havent laughed like that in ages... lets face it some guy said ''i aint picking up my dog shit''... translation.. you can do it!. another guy said ''hey! i dont want to!! it's yours..' so for the non shit picker heres a little thing to try out... you'd service your gun wouldnt you? you'd oil it after taking it out... so why not treat it like servicing your dog's bum..? only dont use oil and try and clean it out like a barrel.. wheres the problem? heheheh... mad apsulutly mad lmao...xxxx Dear oh dear time for another 2 Nurofen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghillies 209 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 hmm might be.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 aye theres nothing worse thatn standing in a dog turd, i pick it up unless im on a field that them bloody walkers use Standing on a human turd tops yours I think young lady! I give you dog running out of bush with toilet paper hanging out it's mouth....you just know what he's had for breakfast! :sick: top that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craftycarper 0 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 don't see a problem with picking dog shit up, in fact it's great this time of year times it by my three mutts in bags makes great little hand warmers in ya pocket when theres a cold nip in the air like now :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craftycarper 0 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 do you still get fined if they have the squirts and you can't pick it up? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Liquid nitrogen. And welding gloves. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 do you still get fined if they have the squirts and you can't pick it up? No Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghillies 209 Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 when get to over 30 odd.. you start to apetiate a desent shit.. but tbh, non of my turds ever got this kind of aclaim, not even from me.... hehehehe............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 517 Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 A Freckleton resident has been found guilty and fined £100 for allowing dog fouling, £100 for being out without the dog being under control, £100 costs and £15 victim support making a total of £315.00. http://www.freckletonparishcouncil.org.uk/ So if I wanted to visit me old Ma in Freckleton (Fylde), who has known me dog since he was a pup,and I travel down from the Lakes for over an hour,and the first thing he does whilst off lead is want to relieve himself I'll get smacked for £315.00!!! Bang on its only dog Shite for gods sake!!! He's used to being in a field,off lead,snapping rabbits necks mi lud. Not if you pick up after him you wont, i dont understand why people wont pick up after there dogs, its commen sense - Dog feces are one of the most common carriers of the following diseases: * Heartworms * Whipworms * Hookworms * Roundworms * Tapeworms * Parvo * Corona * Giardiasis * Salmonellosis * Cryptosporidiosis * Campylobacteriosis round worm can cause blindness in children, not only that its not realy nice to be out with the dogs over the fields or on the road, having to dodge someone elses dog crap, or finding out when you get home or in the car that you have stood in it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A3116684 slightly over the top thats why we worm dogs,pikeys dont even pick there own shit up let alone there dogs,dont walk my dogs in public places anyway, wouldnt want my dogs picking up any of the above,besides the pack i run id have to carry a sack full of dog shit on a 5 mile bush out, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghillies 209 Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 ( then again i didnt leave them laying round to be trod in...). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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