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Being British...

Its about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,

 

then on your way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab,

 

to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA tv shows on a Japenese tv.

 

And only in Britian can yu get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.

 

Only in Britian do banks leave both doors openand then chain there pens to a counter.

 

Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shopfor prescripitions,

 

whilst healthy people get there fags at the front.

 

We might be british but by f**k were funny

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Being British...

Its about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,

 

then on your way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab,

 

to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA tv shows on a Japenese tv.

 

And only in Britian can yu get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.

 

Only in Britian do banks leave both doors openand then chain there pens to a counter.

 

Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shopfor prescripitions,

 

whilst healthy people get there fags at the front.

 

We might be british but by f**k were funny

 

 

 

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::laugh::laugh: classic

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Being British...

Its about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,

 

then on your way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab,

 

to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA tv shows on a Japenese tv.

 

And only in Britian can yu get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.

 

Only in Britian do banks leave both doors openand then chain there pens to a counter.

 

Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shopfor prescripitions,

 

whilst healthy people get there fags at the front.

 

We might be british but by f**k were funny

your not

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Being British...

Its about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,

 

then on your way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab,

 

to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA tv shows on a Japenese tv.

 

And only in Britian can yu get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.

 

Only in Britian do banks leave both doors openand then chain there pens to a counter.

 

Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shopfor prescripitions,

 

whilst healthy people get there fags at the front.

 

We might be british but by f**k were funny

 

 

:clapper: :clapper: too true, well done :thumbs:

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