akton 15 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 She Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that stuff?" I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 (I think? ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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billybunter 72 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) a bloke says to his wife get ready you ,me and the dog are going fishing wife says i dont want to go fishing so the bloke gives her 3 choices fishing,blowjob or take it up the arse so the wife picks a blowjob after sucking for a while she says this tastes like shit the bloke replys i know the dog didnt want to go fishing either Edited January 13, 2009 by billybunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ginga john 268 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 She Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that stuff?" I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing. Fecking classic :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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