LDR 29 Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 As some of you know i work in a psychiatric unit, i've been asked to come up with ideas for a new out and about group..... .... the problem being is that the nhs are tight twats and so funds are minimal, here are the guidelines for what i've got to work within..... one day between the hours of 10ish till 5ish nothing too strenuous nothing involving children.... :ph34r: nothing involving temptation ie pubs etc have about £40 or £50 lunches will be provided transport provided so lets here em, i've already tried to organise a firing squad to ambush them next to a conveniently dug hole..... :whistle: :whistle: ..... but that was a non starter...... .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_runner Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 As some of you know i work in a psychiatric unit, i've been asked to come up with ideas for a new out and about group..... .... the problem being is that the nhs are tight twats and so funds are minimal, here are the guidelines for what i've got to work within..... one day between the hours of 10ish till 5ish nothing too strenuous nothing involving children.... :ph34r: nothing involving temptation ie pubs etc have about £40 or £50 lunches will be provided transport provided so lets here em, i've already tried to organise a firing squad to ambush them next to a conveniently dug hole..... :whistle: :whistle: ..... but that was a non starter...... .... go out for a days fishing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 The people i look after couldnt be trusted with sharp objects....... :ph34r: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chilli Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 sky diving Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 sky diving Without parachutes.......i wish......... :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JOEB Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Drive em round the local big houses, tell em there in Holywood and these are all the movie stars pads, cart em off back to the asylum, keep the 50 notes and go for beers and a ruby that night! OR Spend £50 getting red rosettes printed and send em off knocking on doors telling everyone that there the local Labour party MP and they have an atom bomb in there shoe Have fun............. JOEB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Very hard to find somewhere, nearly everywhere you can think of has a school trip present. I went to a railway museum recently and one of ours kept trying to hit the kids so we had to safely remove him :whistle: Some where like Keilder, its big enough to avoid people, Hadrians wall?? MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 THE ZOO [bANNED TEXT] They'll just think they're back in the hospital..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy 9 Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 How about clay pigeon shooting !!!!!! All the best Tommy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Metal detecting at otterburn? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Side by Side Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 tka ethem to the air port to see he planes..... tell them if they can catch em they get a nice treat a whole £1 :whistle: OR....... take them to the swimming pool and tell them theres a prize for the one that can stay under the water the longest.... and f they ask what the supprise is a holiday in a wonderfull place...... OR....... ask them where they would like too go....... or right last one lol....... take them to another hospital and say you are having a holiday and leave...... happy hunting SBS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Metal detecting at otterburn? Lmfao MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 take them to the beach longdogrunner (cockle picking ) to see if they can pick some shells , if there any good rent them out to a triad gangster , every weekend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bigbob Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Get them to play murder in the dark .one gets a knife and you turn the lights off anf piss off down the pub with the cash Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Get them to play murder in the dark .one gets a knife and you turn the lights off anf piss off down the pub with the cash they've already played that to get put in there..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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