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Hunting hares with running dogs is the most sporting but illegal, with a shot guns they are to easy , so whats the most sporting way to hunt hares nowadays? Legally. I was asked this in the pub by some drunk, mates saluki looked like it was sniggering at him.

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My prefered method is to climb a handy looking tree (it can be a broadleaf or conifer..........but never fruit), I then sit there for 3 weeks and allow all the critters to shite all over me (but this must be done while chanting the Koran).

 

On the last day of the 3rd week, I wash out my eyes with rain water like a fair maiden taken a tinkle in a fresh mountain stream........then, and only then I am poised and coiled like a viper ready to strike.

 

When my hartley comes wandering along as is his want to do.......I whisper, but in a high pitch so only animals can hear.........."Mr Hartley,where goest thou?"........as he ponders the question........I strike!!!!

 

 

Never miss ;)

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My prefered method is to climb a handy looking tree (it can be a broadleaf or conifer..........but never fruit), I then sit there for 3 weeks and allow all the critters to shite all over me (but this must be done while chanting the Koran).

 

On the last day of the 3rd week, I wash out my eyes with rain water like a fair maiden taken a tinkle in a fresh mountain stream........then, and only then I am poised and coiled like a viper ready to strike.

 

When my hartley comes wandering along as is his want to do.......I whisper, but in a high pitch so only animals can hear.........."Mr Hartley,where goest thou?"........as he ponders the question........I strike!!!!

 

 

Never miss ;)

 

Your very dedicated. :clapper::clapper:

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