kevegg 0 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the b*****d out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky. You've been warned. Kev. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Malt 379 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I'd of told him to get screwed..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daniel8822 0 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 had to read that twice lol good one though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darrell jnr 16 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 good one fella bloody made me chuckle lol.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurchers n lamps Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 :clapper: love it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the b*****d out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky. You've been warned. Kev. bird in there asked me if i wanted bedding .me being me did . IN COURT TOMMOROW! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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DIGZY 4 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 ha ha great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 spot on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 i dont get it.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MY LAW Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the b*****d out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky. You've been warned. Kev. could have been worse [it could have been MALTENBY he would have asked if you wanted any infomation ] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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