shephound 19 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 i brought a lass home one night from the pud when i was 22 and we kinda got up to no good .Next day im in the pub with one of me best mates and in she comes over to me and starts talking to my mate .I asked hin how he knew her he said she was his 16 year old cousin ,oops Oh my god i would be ashamed and embarrassed lol. i was but lets just say she was mature for her age stop digging the hole for yourself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) i brought a lass home one night from the pud when i was 22 and we kinda got up to no good .Next day im in the pub with one of me best mates and in she comes over to me and starts talking to my mate .I asked hin how he knew her he said she was his 16 year old cousin ,oops at least she was over the age but only just from that night on iv always asked girls for ID befor doing anything with them problem is they usually just take off their top and say " do they look like they belong to a minor" Edited January 8, 2009 by scent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 i brought a lass home one night from the pud when i was 22 and we kinda got up to no good .Next day im in the pub with one of me best mates and in she comes over to me and starts talking to my mate .I asked hin how he knew her he said she was his 16 year old cousin ,oops at least she was over the age but only just from that night on iv always asked girls for ID befor doing anything with them problem is they usually just take off their top and say " do they look like they belong to a minor" only kiddin before i get assaulted with bad comments Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shephound 19 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 i brought a lass home one night from the pud when i was 22 and we kinda got up to no good .Next day im in the pub with one of me best mates and in she comes over to me and starts talking to my mate .I asked hin how he knew her he said she was his 16 year old cousin ,oops at least she was over the age but only just from that night on iv always asked girls for ID befor doing anything with them problem is they usually just take off their top and say " do they look like they belong to a minor" the sucker punch the brain goes somwhere else straight away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 i brought a lass home one night from the pud when i was 22 and we kinda got up to no good .Next day im in the pub with one of me best mates and in she comes over to me and starts talking to my mate .I asked hin how he knew her he said she was his 16 year old cousin ,oops Oh my god i would be ashamed and embarrassed lol. i was but lets just say she was mature for her age As most girls are............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hannah4181 260 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 When i was about 17 my aunty ran a hotel on on Exmoor, she had lots of gundogs at the time and i used to stay there in my school holidays. I was walking the dogs 1 day, all very well behaved spaniels. . . . . . .except 1, Sam a completely un trainable working cocker, nutcase of a dog. He ran off pretty early in the walk then reappeared with the back end of a decomposing lamb's carcass, he had the 2 back legs and tail sticking out his mouth! Just as i managed to get hold of him and get a lead on him and do battle to retrieve the lamb, a line of single file hikers came round the side of the hill, i had to move to the edge of the narrow track to let them pass. . . . . . over 100 bloody walkers all disgusted and shocked as i stood there with the back end of a lamb hanging out the dogs mouth. . . it was awful, looked like he'd eaten it whole! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 slamming my head in my car door so hard i knocked myself out cold! chatting to a girl in the pub all night, got invited back to hers, could not remember her name so i turned round to her brother and said "ere mate whats her name again?" fell backwards over a chair in the bowling alley last night! naked hot tub party! play fighting with my mate (post pub) and threw him over the back of the sofa, ended up going with him and landed on his chest and broke five of his ribs! armchair racing! the list really is endless! cheers hyperion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shooter08 0 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) was jumping last year, did a frontflip, landed with my knees abit to high so when i hit the sea by knee's popped my lip looked like a bad botox operation Edited January 8, 2009 by Shooter08 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MURPHY Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 One day on my way to work i stopped in a busy village to get some cash from the bank. I had my chainsaw boots undone with the laces tucked into the boot. I was walking past a mini tesco and one of the laces got caught in the eyelet of the other boot. After a little wobble and dance i face planted the pavement. :icon_redface: To make matters worse loads of people come running over and lifted me to my feet asking if i was ok I just wanted the ground to swallow me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thepriest 0 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 A few years ago i had a bet with one of my Irish mates on the rugby. The forfeit was the losser had to walk round tesco in his wifes wedding dress. Needless to say i lost. But i carried it out with bold humility lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) The 1st time I stayed at JDarcys house, he came into my room in the wee small hours and asked me if I would go to his room and piss on him ...........I had to explain that I wasnt like that. Oh, how we laughed about it in the morning Edited January 8, 2009 by WILF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wink hound 0 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 i once caught shay and wilf in bed together......i have photo evidence too, farily embarssing for all parties. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 i once caught shay and wilf in bed together......i have photo evidence too, farily embarssing for all parties. Remember Winkle, as long as your balls dont bang together your not gay!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cornio 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 i once caught shay and wilf in bed together......i have photo evidence too, farily embarssing for all parties. Remember Winkle, as long as your balls dont bang together your not gay!! It's not gay if you don't push back and then beat them up afterwards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest night time my time Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 i once caught shay and wilf in bed together......i have photo evidence too, farily embarssing for all parties. Remember Winkle, as long as your balls dont bang together your not gay!! you gota have balls in the 1st place wilf, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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