mattydski 560 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 PMSL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 It's an Oddie looking f****r I'll give you that....looks like its on its last legs and wants putting out of its misery Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woodard 32 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 A GIMP Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 its a lesser spotted usallem bird! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacherjim 0 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 its a weirdbeard nobhead usually found lookin at birds, avoid contact as it could lead to terminal boredom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ferret feller Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 great tit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacherkev 64 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 I THINK ITS A TIT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FUBAR 0 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Is it a Richard Head ? or something like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest blackntan Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 ONE HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN EX GOODIE THE SOONER HE DIES THE BETTER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Thats one nasty little parasite... I recommend extermination asap! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabbit tourmentor 29 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 did you doulble up on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 It was making strange mating calls to atract the attention of this weird animal.. I had no silver bullets with me ...so they were alowed to go on their way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodey 96 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 I saw one of his programs once, sat there for 4 hours with a telescope to rival jodrell bank and just about saw some greater crested reed warbling spotted something or other. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 ANTI BOILED IN THEIR OWN BILE ON A BED OF HYPOCRISY ingredients 1 anti field sports campaigner (fresh and whole if you can find one but stale and minced is fine to) some rank hypocrisy (i normaly get mine from l.a.c.s) one large jug of political ignorance (widely available from most politicians at all levels of goverment) some misleading bullshit thats been pedalled to the public (plenty of sources out there, country file, spring watch, s.n.h, rspb ect) a few out of date statistics 1 large orange or onion as much finely sliced bill oddie as you can find (hard to come by but it adds a real kick to both the hypocrisy and the bullshit and its packed with loads of stupidity!) preperation and method if your using minced anti go straight to boiling them in their own bile! if using whole and fresh anti first making sure you have a large bowl and your orange/onion handy!, pin down and scrape off as much of the dayglow spandex covering and beard as possible also making sure you remove the bright green wellies! (be carefull at this stage as they have been known to bite!) while you have been doing this your anti will have been spewing plenty of bile into your large bowl, you can ignore the abusive comments as you wont be needing these, dont spill any of the bile (usualy about raptor persecution or how nature should be left to its self) as it will rot your carpets and you will be needing it soon! when you've collected enough bile to fill a large cauldron get your orange or onion and insert into your antis mouth to stem the flow of bile and place in the fridge to cool off! method (boiling them in their own bile) bring the bile to the boil and bung in your anti head first leaving the feet above the level of the bile! boil your anti hard for a good hour or until they stop kicking making sure you have a good heavy lid on your cauldron! (even the most hardline anti cant stand to be confronted with their own bile for to long and they will try to escape if you let them!) while your anti is on the boil pour the large jug of political ignorance into a saucepan and start to heat adding a little out of date statistics and misleading bullshit at a time until the whole lot is reduced to an incomprehensible mess to be used as a glaze! (or you can just buy the whole lot fresh from most newspapers) arrange the rank hypocrisy on a large plate and sprinkle on a litte finely sliced bill oddie! now all thats left is to check on your anti! carefully lift the lid and poke the feet, if there is any twitching replace lid and boil for a further fifteen minutes, once yor sure your anti is cooked through simply strain off the excess bile and pat dry with kitchen paper,then place on the bed of rank hypocrisy pour over the bullshit and ignorance glaze and finnish with a little more finely sliced bill oddie! and thats it! anti boiled in their own bile served on a bed of rank hipocrisy, DONE! please note this web site does not condone the slicing of bill oddie or any other well known tv presenters or journalists! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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