ChrisJones 7,975 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Good evening readers. As you know I rarely venture into these forums as I'm not a 100%, real deal, genuine dogman. However I have been reading the recent book threads and their numerous pages of critique... So after several pints of the local wine I was wondering what was missing... it finally hit me... Fellman hasn't written a book yet... Why? He has it all. An amazing personality waiting to be documented. A superb two piece shovel that defies modern engineering. A classic array of coats that wouldn't be out of place in Milan, or Skelmersdale. A first rate bolting terrier. I reckon we could get at least 30 pages... or have I missed anything? What do you reckon? Wilf? Shay? Selwyn? Seeing as this forum is become one for great works of fiction why not make a legend? Warmest Regards Chris Quote Link to post
Waz 4,274 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 I thought they was all the same person anyway. Quote Link to post
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Naaah... I'm the only one with 6 accounts. Quote Link to post
Waz 4,274 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Naaah... I'm the only one with 6 accounts. Quote Link to post
wink hound 0 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 i was just on the phone to the leg-end when i saw this, its proper interrupted my heavy breathing!! I'm expecting a reaction is imminent!! i think when you have the late great DB Plummer for a dad the next step in life would be to write a bookie wookie! ........... " Gimps, Shell suits and My time underground"......... The F'hell'ofA'man Quote Link to post
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 This pleases me greatly. I might even phone the great man myself. But what title for the book? Dig Shallow, Throw With A Spoon by DB Fellman? Quote Link to post
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 C'mon... you're itching to reply... :) Quote Link to post
fellman 116 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 i dont know how this has become public knowledge but i would like any queries to go to my solicitor whose address is brief@ladybirdbooks.co.uk i am sure he will inform you of my legal position and copyrightlaws all of which i am in breech of lol f*****g too much time on your hands boys lol yis fellman Quote Link to post
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 You know we love you... :kiss: But what about a title Mr Fellman?? Give us some quotes for when we get you the THL Prize For Literature... Quote Link to post
fellman 116 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 MESSERS,FATLADS,DOGS AND QUITTERS THE FOREMAN DIGS,PIGS,AND FAT BIRDS NOT SURE JUST YET THE WORKING TITLE IS THE DIGGING MAN ........................................ THINK ALONG THE LINES OF "RAINMAN " AND YOU WILL GET THE DRIFT ....... LOL YIS FELLMAN Quote Link to post
Clipper 207 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 ffing brillant ,,, i always new fellman was the leader of the pack ,,, or thats what he told me ,,,,,, a comment by the man himself ,,, i was out doing it while Wilf Shay Selwyn were wearing nappies Quote Link to post
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