doxhope 2 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Been working on a bit writing for a while, but dont know if it would work as a country book... Might have to change a few names and places though What do you think.. too late, away to press, ha, ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mccloud 0 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Been working on a bit writing for a while, but dont know if it would work as a country book...Might have to change a few names and places though What do you think.. I contemplated with many reservations, my first season as, would you believe it, a mole catcher. Hardly the most romantic sounding vocation I must confess, but the job was to have many concealed benefits, and I reaped several unexpected rewards and tips during my first season in the sun. Apart from learning an array of new-fangled countryside skills, and witnessing flora and fauna that Bill Oddie and David Attenborough would have went into orgasmic raptures over, I discovered that many wives of the landowners I was temporarily employed by viewed my daily visits with inquisitive eyes, and through later exhaustive endeavors I established that the interests of these country ladies in wildlife and riding, were not exactly restricted to birds, bees and Arab thoroughbreds. My vermin controlling career began when I was young, but this latest branch in the tree of learning commenced as I turned my time wounded Lada Samara off the main road onto a rough track that led to the mole infested farm, this winding road did its best to constantly throw me from side to side, but it was here, on this bumpy journey where I witnessed a UFO, an unidentified fuckable object, well, on that particular morning it may have only been a close come upon as the lady passed, looking down at me from the back of her well groomed hunter cross. With half a smirk on her face, and a fully exaggerated bounce of her wobbly but shapely arse on the saddle she rode, on later visits to this farm however, windows of sexual opportunities between this well to-do woman and myself were to spread open like butterflies wings, paving the way to a tunnel of fiery desire that no mere mortal akin to me, could refuse to enter. Great, Confessions of a Mole Catcher ... look forward to that coming out ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Sounds like an exert from a Mills and Boon novel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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