lucylocket 0 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Beer contains female hormones according to scientists from the National University of Umbooga. Results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of phytoestrogens in hops. In the light of these findings men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. It was established that by drinking eneough beer men will turn into women. To test the theory 100 men drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour timeframe. It was observed that 100% of the test subjects, 1. Argued over nothing 2. Refused to apologise when obviously wrong 3. Gained weight 4. Talked excessively without making sense 5. Became overly emotional 6. Couldn't drive 7. Failed to think rationally 8. Had to sit down while urinating No further testing was considered necessary Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 thats ok then cos i only drink JD! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Did it say anything about partner battering and excessive nagging?? Because that would be conclusive proof. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 thats ok then cos i only drink JD! And champaign and Gin and god knows what else Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 bugger! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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