New Years resolutions for pets....

[mattydski 560]

15. I will not eat other animals' poop.

 

14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

 

13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

 

12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

 

11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

 

10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.

 

9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.

 

8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

 

7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me!

 

6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.

 

5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

 

4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.

 

3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!

January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

 

2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

 

AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

 

1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND

[JPTfellterrier 65]

im printing this off and giving it straight to my young terrier number one for her would be.....i must remember standing on the kitchen table and eating food of it or licking it when theres nothing on is not wise as i got throughn off it soon to be followed by a rigger boot up my behind

[Guest hyperion]

i think blaines new years resolutions hould be to give up stealing coffee and shoes!