Northern Lads and

[steve66 3,554]

How can you tell when a southern girls had an orgasam ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She drops her chips

[lucylocket 0]

How can you tell when a southern girls had an orgasam ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She drops her chips

At the Roulette table?

[Guest mickyrichardson]

A SOUTHERN COUPLE ARE WALKING OUT THE DIVORCE COURT,

 

THE WIFE IS CRYING HER EYE'S OUT

 

HUBBY SAYS FOR F**K SAKE STOP CRYING

 

YOUR STILL MY SISTER

[harrycatcat 31]

Q. What will a blonde southern girl put behind her head to make herself more attractive?

 

A. Her ankles.

 

[harrycatcat 31]

It has been revealled that the latest research shows more money is now spent by southerners on boob jobs and viagra than on Alzheimer's research.

 

This means that by 2040 the elderly southerners will all have perky tits and stiff cocks, but absolutely no idea why...

 

[Coney 3]

Does any of you Northern Lads practice Ecky Thump.....

 

 

Quality....

[JPTfellterrier 65]

[Guest blackntan]

A BLIND FROG HOPPING THRU THE WOOD BUMPS INTO A BLIND RABBIT WHO THAT

SAYS THE RABBIT DON'T KNOW WHO I AM , I AM BLIND, OH SAYS THE RABBIT

SO AM I, TELL YOU WHAT ILL FEEL YOU ALL OVER AND TRY AND EXPLAIN WHAT YOU ARE.

OK SAYS THE RABBIT , THE FROG STARTS TO FEEL OOOOH YOUR ALL FURY AND WARM.

OOOH YOU HAVE A LITTLE WET NOSE , OOOH AND BIG LONG FURY EARS HURRAY SHOUTS THE RABBIT

RUNNING ROUND IN CIRCLES I AM A RABBIT A RABBIT HURRAY , MY TURN MY TURN SAYS THE FROG

OK SAYS THE RABBIT AS HE FEELS EEEEE YOUR ALL SLIMEY AND COVERED IN LUMPS OH MY YOU

HAVE A BIG FOOOOKING MOUTH OH NO SHOUTS THE FROG AM A FOOOOKIN COCKNEY :sick:

[harrycatcat 31]

Someone told me today that they met a southerner on holiday and both him and his wife could write.

 

I thought it was a bit of a tall story but I did meet one once that could pick his nose and spit at the same time a a bit of a party trick I suppose.

 

We must be hitting a raw nerve I think cos they've gone quiet.

 

[harrycatcat 31]

Whats the difference between a southerner and a computer?

 

 

 

You only have to punch info into a computer once

 

[harrycatcat 31]

What's the difference between a southerner and Paddington bear?

 

 

People like Paddington bear.

 

[harrycatcat 31]

Funny how the southerners come up North for 2 reasons;

 

1, to steal stuff

2, and to have a good time with the nice northern people.

 

I can not think of one good reason to go down south

 

[Tuzo 251]

Its just like their football teams,ok whilst they're in front but as soon as the heat is on the crumble................southern poofs.

[Tuzo 251]

Funny how the southerners come up North for 2 reasons;

 

 

 

I can not think of one good reason to go down south

 

To watch Man U or Liverpool get 3 points

[harrycatcat 31]

What's the difference between a Southerner and a sackful of glass hammers?

 

 

 

 

The glass hammers aren't totally useless.