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It has been revealled that the latest research shows more money is now spent by southerners on boob jobs and viagra than on Alzheimer's research.

 

This means that by 2040 the elderly southerners will all have perky tits and stiff cocks, but absolutely no idea why...

 

:clapper::clapper:

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A BLIND FROG HOPPING THRU THE WOOD BUMPS INTO A BLIND RABBIT WHO THAT

SAYS THE RABBIT DON'T KNOW WHO I AM , I AM BLIND, OH SAYS THE RABBIT

SO AM I, TELL YOU WHAT ILL FEEL YOU ALL OVER AND TRY AND EXPLAIN WHAT YOU ARE.

OK SAYS THE RABBIT , THE FROG STARTS TO FEEL OOOOH YOUR ALL FURY AND WARM.

OOOH YOU HAVE A LITTLE WET NOSE , OOOH AND BIG LONG FURY EARS HURRAY SHOUTS THE RABBIT

RUNNING ROUND IN CIRCLES I AM A RABBIT A RABBIT HURRAY , MY TURN MY TURN SAYS THE FROG

OK SAYS THE RABBIT AS HE FEELS EEEEE YOUR ALL SLIMEY AND COVERED IN LUMPS OH MY YOU

HAVE A BIG FOOOOKING MOUTH OH NO SHOUTS THE FROG AM A FOOOOKIN COCKNEY :sick:

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Someone told me today that they met a southerner on holiday and both him and his wife could write.

 

I thought it was a bit of a tall story but I did meet one once that could pick his nose and spit at the same time a a bit of a party trick I suppose.

 

We must be hitting a raw nerve I think cos they've gone quiet.

 

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