Tuzo 251 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 cheeky southern fu**ers LMAO Good to see northern intelligence at it's best. Who needs jokes. And Harry was doing so well. I think you avatar says it all Halfinch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 cheeky southern fu**ers LMAO Good to see northern intelligence at it's best. Who needs jokes. And Harry was doing so well. I think you avatar says it all Halfinch. What's wrong with my Avatar? That's my Uncle Bob from Barnsley that is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurchers n lamps Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 :clapper: good jokes keep them comein :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tuzo 251 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 cheeky southern fu**ers LMAO Good to see northern intelligence at it's best. Who needs jokes. And Harry was doing so well. I think you avatar says it all Halfinch. What's wrong with my Avatar? That's my Uncle Bob from Barnsley that is. The only time he was in Barnsley was when he did jail................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 I am glad i live in the middle of England Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tuzo 251 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 I am glad i live in the middle of England Hurry up and jump off that fence before you get a splinter in your arse................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lucylocket 0 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 An Australian,an Irishman and a Scouser sitting in a bar. Watching a man that looks familiar. "Strewth" says the Aussie" thats Jesus!" so he sends him a pint of Fosters over.The Paddy says" to be sure so it is" and sends him a pint of Guinness (Murphys,Beamish) over."Christ "says the Scouser and sends him a pint of bitter over. Jesus sinks all three pints and comes over to the lads. He shakes the hand of the Aussie,and thanks him for the pint.The Aussie says" Jeeze mate my backs cured!" Jesus then shakes Paddys hand,"to be sure my arthritis is gone!.Jesus reaches for the Scousers hand and the Scouser backs away "Don't you come near me I'm on the sick" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 A Northern fella walks in to the job centre and says "Hi, i'm looking for a job, what do you have?" The guy behind the desk says "We have just the job for you, What it is, is you have to look after a multi millionaires twin daughter's, now they are only 19 and stunningly Beautiful, you will have to drive them round in a Bentley, escort them on all their exotic holidays, and of course cater to their every need in the sexual department. The pay is £150,000 a year plus expenses. The Northern lad looks at the guy behind the desk and say's "Your bullshitting me aint you?" The guy says to the Northern lad, "You started it, when you walked in here" that was a scouser originally Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 An Australian,an Irishman and a Scouser sitting in a bar. Watching a man that looks familiar. "Strewth" says the Aussie" thats Jesus!" so he sends him a pint of Fosters over.The Paddy says" to be sure so it is" and sends him a pint of Guinness (Murphys,Beamish) over."Christ "says the Scouser and sends him a pint of bitter over.Jesus sinks all three pints and comes over to the lads. He shakes the hand of the Aussie,and thanks him for the pint.The Aussie says" Jeeze mate my backs cured!" Jesus then shakes Paddys hand,"to be sure my arthritis is gone!.Jesus reaches for the Scousers hand and the Scouser backs away "Don't you come near me I'm on the sick" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,693 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 We had a northern advent calender this christmas, did,nt think much of it though, all the windows were boarded up and someone had nicked all the chocolates. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 sod it here's one i'm mixed race so i can take the heat there's a black guy walking down the road when he spots this watering can oh me gonna take this a yard & clean it up might get a few coppers for it as he's cleaning a genie appears "i am the genie of this can i grant you any request, oh no your unlucky your black i'll give you three wishes" black guy say's ok "i wonna be white" no sooner said than done and he was white. "what is you 2nd wish" "i never ever want to work for anyone for the rest of my life" "ok have it your way & he was black again" "and wish number 3" the black guy say's f*****g hell me f****d up me first two, me better not f**k up this one. "so i wonna be white & surrounded by fanny" so he turned him into a tampax. :oops: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 I am glad i live in the middle of England Hurry up and jump off that fence before you get a splinter in your arse................ Its a metal one i dont care you lot carry on , rather funny watching you all strutt around like peacocks shaking your plumage about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
claybusers al 9 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 two southern girls stood either side of a river. one says to the other how do you get to the other side. she replies your on the other side. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 cheeky southern fu**ers LMAO Good to see northern intelligence at it's best. Who needs jokes. And Harry was doing so well. I think you avatar says it all Halfinch. oh thats what it is I thought it was just a random southern bird you were shaging. What's wrong with my Avatar? That's my Uncle Bob from Barnsley that is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 A school teacher in Toxteth askes the class, "who supports liverpool?" All the class put up their hand except for little Billy "so who do you support askes the teacher? Spurs says Billy, Why do you support Them replies the teacher? Well My parents come from London and that is who they support says Billy You don't have to do everything your parents do say's the teacher, What if your Dad was a burglar and your Mum was a Prostitute,? Well, says billy, i suppose then I'd support Liverpool like the rest of them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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