Guest Magwitch Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Does any of you Northern Lads practice Ecky Thump..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 I think Snoop practices this ancient art, only he uses Spam as his secret weapon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TJxGi8bizEg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 ROFLMAO Nice one Magwitch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 :clapper: While we're on the subject of Northerners, has anyone heard of the craze sweeping the nightclubs up there at the minute? Lads are injecting liquid Ecstasy direct into their mouths! They're calling it.............. ...............'E by gum!' :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 I hear the northerners, have invented viagra eye drops. They don't make their dicks hard, but it does make them look hard. Gonna get some shite for these jokes i reckon :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bunson 6 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 "BRING IT ON" SOUTHERN SOFTIES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tuzo 251 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 You know what southern girls use as protection during sex ?? A bus shelter................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 A Northern girl writes in to a teen mag problem page. She says " hi i'm a 12yr old northern lass and am still a virgin, does this mean my dad is queer?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Magwitch Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 A Northern girl writes in to a teen mag problem page. She says " hi i'm a 12yr old northern lass and am still a virgin, does this mean my dad is queer?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 A Northern fella walks in to the job centre and says "Hi, i'm looking for a job, what do you have?" The guy behind the desk says "We have just the job for you, What it is, is you have to look after a multi millionaires twin daughter's, now they are only 19 and stunningly Beautiful, you will have to drive them round in a Bentley, escort them on all their exotic holidays, and of course cater to their every need in the sexual department. The pay is £150,000 a year plus expenses. The Northern lad looks at the guy behind the desk and say's "Your bullshitting me aint you?" The guy says to the Northern lad, "You started it, when you walked in here" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 A southerner goes into a chemist and asks if he can buy the 4ft durex on display . Chemist says "No its for display purposes only". The southerner offers £ which the Chemist takes. Southerner then slides it over his head and down his body and asks the chemist " What do I look like?"Chemist replies "like a big prick" The southerner replies "thank f*ck for that I'm sick of being called a little c*nt !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Southern lad says to his lass tell me somat that will make me happy and sad at the same time. She says to him you have the biggest c*ck of all your mates. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,693 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Northern wife is waiting for the dust cart to turn up, when it does she shags the three loaders, when it comes to the drivers turn she hands him a fiver, he looks very pi..ed off and she says whats the matter, he says why dont i get to shag you like the others ?, she replies, when my husband left for work this morning he said when the dust cart turns up give the driver a fiver, fu.k the rest of them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Whats the difference between the 69 position and a southerners wedding ? In the 69 position you've only got one smelly c*nt to kiss ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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