Whats the funniest thing that has happened to you out lamping

[Stevebeno 0]

Wasnt out on the lamp but it envolved the lurcher. after work i go through the patio doors and let the pouch out the pen most days the patio doors are wide open so he legs it into the house full pace. one day last week i decided to shut the doors opened the pen up and yeh you guessed it the idiot ran full pelt into the patio doors hillarious...! had to be there..!

 

had the usual rabbit running directly towards us my mate volleys it staright in the air and the lurcher snapped it up..!

[undisputed 1,664]

Me and my mate out lamping one night and crossed over a gate and jumped down to what we thought was solid ground. Turned out to be a silage pit and we both sunk up to our arses in shite. I lost a wellie and it was f*****g freezing had to hobble back to the car. We both stripped down to our pants and had to drive back home like that....car was reeking for days....hate to think what the police would have made of it if they had stopped us :icon_redface:

[JPTfellterrier 65]

probably the other week when we were running across a field, and dip stick here didnt see the branch on the ground, i went ass over tit, my hat went flying and i had sheep shite all down my pants and was rolling round on the floor laughing my head off......had a saw neck the next morning though

 

or maybes when my lurcher pulled my mate over when she saw a fox

[bullcross1 10]

ive had a few funny incidents, the first one that springs to mind me and a friend were out lamping out the back of a housing estate, and i have a habbit of looking through windows were the lights are on (am not a peeping tom by the way haha ) and there was a women in the window lifting her top up. Why she was doing this i dont no but it kept me and my friend entertained for while

[fraggle 4]

ive had a few funny incidents, the first one that springs to mind me and a friend were out lamping out the back of a housing estate, and i have a habbit of looking through windows were the lights are on (am not a peeping tom by the way haha ) and there was a women in the window lifting her top up. Why she was doing this i dont no but it kept me and my friend entertained for while

nothing to do with lamping but when we where going on exercise once in the army, we where heading through a town on the bus and got stuck in traffic, the bus was high and a couple in one of them basement flats where at it like rabbits, why they never closed the curtains is beyond me, but 40 squadies all drooling at some fit bird riding her bloke was the highlight of that whole excercise.

[ALAN TANNOCK 0]

might not be funny to some but i found it hilarious coz he was a twat my mates step dad took the family dogs for a walk 7 in the morning a bull x and a lab.any ways hegoes missing his mother phones the police later that day,they tell us nothing they can do n aww that shite so me my mate and a few others goe out to look for him after an hr or so we found him wailing in agony, the dogs had been racing around the river bank when the lab rang into him head on shattering his knee cap ouch hahahahahahahahah poor c**t was missing for 13 hours.

 

thats a good one

[ALAN TANNOCK 0]

well i was out lamping with my pal and we were climbing a fence and he thought he was the big mann and jumped the fence and caught his trackies on the fences wich he did`nt know and walkd away and there was his boxers . a feel to the ground laughing and crying because it was so funny he was soo inbrassed lol

[Guest allroundhunter]

Went out with a friend lamping an went in to a car park asked him what all these cars where doing here in the dead of night he started laughing. I said what he said there "doggers" me being so innocent and didnt know what they where saying what lampers? he broke out in to a fit of laughter he said tome here you go watch he flashed me blitz an the flashed back couldnt beleave it man lol

[whippeter69 88]

Went out with a friend lamping an went in to a car park asked him what all these cars where doing here in the dead of night he started laughing. I said what he said there "doggers" me being so innocent and didnt know what they where saying what lampers? he broke out in to a fit of laughter he said tome here you go watch he flashed me blitz an the flashed back couldnt beleave it man lol

Dont really get what your saying mate

[ratmogit 16]

one of my mates bought a weaton cross pup a very nervous one. he asked me to drive him down to pick it up with him. so i thought bugger it i'll chuck the lamp and the dog in the car and have a look on the way home .so we picked the dog up he was 6 months old and a beauty. he seemed to be allright in the car on the lead sitting in the footwell quite happy. so we got to the golf course and jumped out lamp ,dog everything ready. i could see him struggling with the pup on the lead so i suggested to redo his collar ..........bang the dog was gone, straight up the course. treid calling him no chance . i let my dog go to try and see if he would come back with him. i could see my mates face turning green. about 3/4 of an hour had gone by and nothing was working so i told my mate to stand back whilst i lay on the floor with my dog lying by myside with the lamp shinning on me . a couple of the gayest calls to the dog and i got him. he was delighted and went back to the car with the dog as i proceeded off down the course. not much was left out with all the noise i had 2 runs and 1 rabbit back to hand. hes now trying everything with the dog to bond. hes off his head hes got the dog on his bed watching lamping videos