Whats the funniest thing that has happened to you out lamping

[whippeter69 88]

Mine was probably when a rabbit was running past my mate and he slid along the floor with his legs sticking out and the rabbit knocked its self out on his wellie, was very funny, i couldn't stop laphing.

 

And the other one was when I was out with the same mate, got into the last field, spotted a rabbit about 15 yds away, both dogs slipped and it ran straight towards me, got down on one knee and it went straight through my legs with jack in hot pursuit behind it and jack(beddyXGrey) caught me flush on the nose and knocked me over, dizze for about 10 minutes and had a bleeding nose, lol Funny times.

Just interested in your stories, nothing like a funny story before Christmas

[ferret boy charlie 0]

got chased by 2 badgers once another time my dog jumped out the truck window cought the rabbit chased another one then ran straght into a canal

[Shooter08 0]

had to go in the beck to get the pheasants,

the farmer says theres too many on his land he wants rid of a few,

so we dropped 6 or 7, told my mate i wasnt going in cause i'd hurt my ankle,

 

he put my chest waders on and in he went,

slipped my mind that there was a great rip in the arse

 

the look on his face when he turned around

i fell to the floor with laughter

[chipp y 0]

was out with woodga when we were walking down the road and from behind us was an almighty thud and woodga had slipped wasflat on his arse blaming a squashed frog which wasnt even there

you had tobe there eh colin

[Guest ferret feller]

chased by two badgers... iv never heard so much nonsence

[ferret boy charlie 0]

chased by two badgers... iv never heard so much nonsence

my dad was with me at the time and he would back me up if he was here

[gnipper 6,426]

People making a daft attempt at hoofing a rabbit thats got a big heavy dog motoring along behind it Lurcher + legs = pain

[chartpolski 23,243]

My mate and the guy that came allong with us got over a fence; I was convinced it was an electric fence, but they had got over it ok ! I put my hand on it and BANG !! my cap went flying and I had that feeling only a man can expeirience !! And when Woodga is mentioned; I was out with him, and he climbed a dry stone wall and it collapsed on to me !! I backed off rapidly, but with a rucksack of rabbits on my back, and a dog trying to leap the wall, I went on my arse !! All part of being out, doing what we love; working the dogs !!

Cheers.

[fraggle 4]

When be and worldhunter went out, he forgot his wellies so instantly piss wet through as it was a wet soggy night, then later on he came running up behind asked where he had been, he just replied "fell flat on my arse". put a smile on my face after a miserable night.

[blackpack 70]

lamping one night and we see a car parked shadey i said to me lamping partner lets have a look only to find it was his mum being banged by another man we never spoke of this again but if will probably read what i have wrote

[gnipper 6,426]

lamping one night and we see a car parked shadey i said to me lamping partner lets have a look only to find it was his mum being banged by another man we never spoke of this again but if will probably read what i have wrote

 

You should have asked her for a gobble so you wouldn't tell her hubby

[mattydski 560]

I was abducted by aliens...true story

 

I once lamped santa, having a piss behind his sled as well.

 

Oh and once i saw a rabbit

 

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[Guest Rod&dog]

Had a badger walk close towards me once LOL,,And i couldnt slip the dog lol,,But the most funny thing recently was,,That we where out shooting a few pheasants on the lamp,, Distrubed one that flew in to a big feild and just stood there ,, So we kept the lamp on it and my mate walked out to it,,f*****g thing ran at him lol he was shitting it,,But just shot it lol

Edited December 25, 2008 by Rod&dog

[edzy 3]

picked up a new lurcher bitch and just took her out for a run with the other muts well the other muts know the ground on the brow of the hill one side a quarry the other side a grass bank well it was dark and i was shining the lamp about and here she comes hurtling up the grass side over the top and straight into the middle of the quarry legs swinging and about a 3.5 metre drop she tumbled a bit got up all dazed and ran off welcome to wales and once i knew she was alright i had a good laugh

[Guest gazza]

might not be funny to some but i found it hilarious coz he was a twat my mates step dad took the family dogs for a walk 7 in the morning a bull x and a lab.any ways hegoes missing his mother phones the police later that day,they tell us nothing they can do n aww that shite so me my mate and a few others goe out to look for him after an hr or so we found him wailing in agony, the dogs had been racing around the river bank when the lab rang into him head on shattering his knee cap ouch hahahahahahahahah poor c**t was missing for 13 hours.