Mars 42 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 As a kid we had an elderly Aunt that lived with us, a sweet little church going old lady One of her regular sayings was. Bless My Heart, Bless My Soul, Never Seen A Nigger With A white Arsehole.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodey 96 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 This isn't getting the baby bathed More chance of plating snot No such thing as rape, woman with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 The wife,The dog,The walnut tree....The better you beat them the better they be....... Lol come on let's hear your sayings. [bANNED TEXT] about lifes a b*****d then you marry one ,or shes as thick as a submarines window Quote Link to post Share on other sites
davyt63 1,845 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 as cold as a well diggers arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlielurcher 0 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Pain is just weakness leaving the body Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiff 36 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 my dad always said "It is not how much you save, it's how much you spend that matters" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jayjay 264 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 about as much use as a handbrake in a canoe. face like a bulldog sucking piss off a thistle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy0211 2 Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 from dodgeball- as much use as a cock flavoured lollypop it's like watching a bunch of retards trying to f**k a doorknob me dads ones- 'andsome is as 'andsome does dry as a nuns c**t will post more when i think of them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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