Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 My old dear used to say this to my three older sisters when they arrived home late from a disco. You three are a nice pair, ye didn’t get home last night till this morning, if ye want to stay here ya better move out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 As much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking compition. As rare as hens teeth . when the winds from the east, fish are at there least. one crow flys together it a sing of bad weather. as much use as a chocolate teapot ( corney i know ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcherboy2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 a good friend will come and bail you out of jail but a true friend will sit next to you and say ha ha ha we fecked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AKA-BRINDLE 879 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 A grin like a fox eating s*** from a wire brush, made me chuckle that one ....heres a couple a gooduns; "you cant polish a turd" "dont piss up my back and tell me its raining" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rocky2 14 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Ur as nutty as squirrels shite! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 he who goes through the airport turnstyles sideways is going to bang cock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trader 0 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 a friend in need is a- nuisance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pointer28 1 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 The more you know, the more you know you don't know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jolong 1 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 if winning isnt everything .... why keep scores??? its not the size of the dog in the fight.. its the size of the fight in the dog !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 its not how big it is,,,,,,,,,its the SMART arse behind it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 516 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 As the late Brian Plummer used to say "A man is rich in proportion to the things he can do without" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
biffo 0 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 its made of aids & fail Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 go and shove your cock up your arse and go feck yourself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swandog1 50 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 cold anuf to freeze the baws off a brass monkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest staffman1 Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 may your ears turn into arseholes so you shit all over your shoulders Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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