Great Old Saying's.....

[riohog 5,684]

you cant put an old head on young shoulders

[comanche 2,841]

Twi,ll be a grand fire when it lights, said the fox as he pissed on the stone, my father used to say this, i have,nt a clue what it means

 

Mum had a similar one about rubbing two bits of rhubarb together to make fire . I think it means ,"it'll never happen".

[comanche 2,841]

Another of Mums' sayings .

If she saw someone who was a little ,er ,overweight or had a large bottom she'd mutter.

 

"Butter will be cheap when grass grows there".

 

Took me years to work it out

 

Big person covered in lots of grass thus supporting a large herd of cows =high milk yield=drop in dairy prices = cheap butter ,phew.

[Guest Mass_G3nocide]

Give a man enough rope and he will hang himself.

[Graham Nicholson 0]

The trouble with common sense- it ain’t that common

[Graham Nicholson 0]

Bulldog Humour

Nancy Astor MP- Winston if I were married to you, I’d put poison in your coffee, Nancy if you were my wife I’d drink it

Edited December 14, 2008 by Graham Nicholson

[Tyla 3,179]

"you've got more chance of plaiting sawdust" - something my mate says when he dosent like an idea

[runem 533]

TWO OF YOU WOULD,NY MAKE A HALF WIT

[fraggle 4]

build a bridge and get over it

 

cry me a river build a bridge and jump off.

 

as much use as tits on fish.

[Guest Mass_G3nocide]

As rare as rocking horse shit.

[JAKEHOUND 0]

a wet bird never flys at night and remember never spit in a mans face unless his beard is on fire

[colint5 47]

this would put tits on a he weasel.

[Kay 3,709]

Its better to have loved & lost , than to have never loved at all

[bugz_bunny 0]

Let's make like babies and head out.....

Dont drink water..... fish have sex in in!

beat speed cameras.... go through sideways.

[scrubworm 0]

if its got tits or wheels ,it will give you trouble..