mickel 0 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 No 11 wont apply here as i am having a turkey crown Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest night time my time Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 No 11 wont apply here as i am having a turkey crown what makes you think he was talking bout turkey? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 No 11 wont apply here as i am having a turkey crown what makes you think he was talking bout turkey? I was talking about turkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest night time my time Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 No 11 wont apply here as i am having a turkey crown what makes you think he was talking bout turkey? I was talking about turkey not for the 1st time either, like your pendant,hippy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hang & bang 114 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 13 , 15 , 18 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bugz_bunny 0 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 absolutely positively brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,503 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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