mattydski 560 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 "Cops with Cameras" is on ITV1 now,rumour is they catch a pensioner walking her Yorkie without carrying a pooper-scooper,hope they throw the book at her Damn right..when i ws kid, they'd off hung, drawn and quartered her for less..These days she'll get off with a life sentance..what is this country coming to.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest blackntan Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 "Cops with Cameras" is on ITV1 now,rumour is they catch a pensioner walking her Yorkie without carrying a pooper-scooper,hope they throw the book at her Damn right..when i ws kid, they'd off hung, drawn and quartered her for less..These days she'll get off with a life sentance..what is this country coming to.. GLAD TO SEE A SENCE OF HUMOUR ON HERE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,167 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 "Cops with Cameras" is on ITV1 now,rumour is they catch a pensioner walking her Yorkie without carrying a pooper-scooper,hope they throw the book at her Damn right..when i ws kid, they'd off hung, drawn and quartered her for less..These days she'll get off with a life sentance..what is this country coming to.. Summary Justice,her life sentence was commuted to the death penalty,the cops beat her to death on the pavement and the RSPCA rescued the Yorkie,HURRAH justice prevails Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squint 17 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 "Cops with Cameras" is on ITV1 now,rumour is they catch a pensioner walking her Yorkie without carrying a pooper-scooper,hope they throw the book at her Damn right..when i ws kid, they'd off hung, drawn and quartered her for less..These days she'll get off with a life sentance..what is this country coming to.. Summary Justice,her life sentence was commuted to the death penalty,the cops beat her to death on the pavement and the RSPCA rescued the Yorkie,HURRAH justice prevails probably shot her after she'd gone in her handbag for a packet little imps(remeber them ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,167 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 The little peppery hot black liquorice things?They were horrible,she deserved tazering for carrying them Hope her blood didnt spatter a somali muggers shoplifted bling nikes as he walked innocently past Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squint 17 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 My nan always had a packet of little imps and victory V's in her bag,plus out of date chocolate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,167 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 My nan always had a packet of little imps and victory V's in her bag,plus out of date chocolate. Out of date choccies?Was she arrested? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 The little peppery hot black liquorice things?They were horrible,she deserved tazering for carrying them Hope her blood didnt spatter a somali muggers shoplifted bling nikes as he walked innocently past As long as his benefits aren't affected he.'ll be fine, if they are he can always sue for PTSD.. If he is a mate of yours, tell him i have ordered a hundred thousand copies of the Citizens advice bureau's leaflet on how to sue old ladies, in Somali, because i believe it to be in the interest of the public, that we dont encourage them to learn too much english.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,167 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 (edited) The little peppery hot black liquorice things?They were horrible,she deserved tazering for carrying them Hope her blood didnt spatter a somali muggers shoplifted bling nikes as he walked innocently past As long as his benefits aren't affected he.'ll be fine, if they are he can always sue for PTSD.. If he is a mate of yours, tell him i have ordered a hundred thousand copies of the Citizens advice bureau's leaflet on how to sue old ladies, in Somali, because i believe it to be in the interest of the public, that we dont encourage them to learn too much english.. He still has PTSD from seeing a copy of "Blackhawk down" in Blockbusters,he is suing the firm for advertising genocide of his people,the fact he was born in Lewisham matters not,high profile racism case lawyer Imran Khan has waived his fee and taken on the case He said thanks for the bundles of leaflets,his family can burn them to heat their Khat dens in Hounslow as they arent given extra heating benefits and it gets cold in those council houses for the hallucinating khat addicts Edited December 10, 2008 by mackem Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 The little peppery hot black liquorice things?They were horrible,she deserved tazering for carrying them Hope her blood didnt spatter a somali muggers shoplifted bling nikes as he walked innocently past As long as his benefits aren't affected he.'ll be fine, if they are he can always sue for PTSD.. If he is a mate of yours, tell him i have ordered a hundred thousand copies of the Citizens advice bureau's leaflet on how to sue old ladies, in Somali, because i believe it to be in the interest of the public, that we dont encourage them to learn too much english.. He still has PTSD from seeing a copy of "Blackhawk down" in Blockbusters,he is suing the firm for advertising genocide of his people,the fact he was born in Lewisham matters not,high profile racism case lawyer Imran Khan has waived his fee and taken on the case He said thanks for the bundles of leaflets,his family can burn them to heat their Khat dens in Hounslow as they arent given extra heating benefits and it gets cold in those council houses for the hallucinating khat addicts Credit to the British Legal system..Is our Imran..staunch Tory i hear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squint 17 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 My nan always had a packet of little imps and victory V's in her bag,plus out of date chocolate. Out of date choccies?Was she arrested? they let her off lightly,gave her 3542 hours community service,(whiting Somalians trainers in the west end).Curfew from the hours of 11.00am to 10.58am,(she's still got enough time to take the bins out)they were going to put her on tag till they realised the tag weighed more than her..... all in all think she may just learn her leson out of this,oh well she's only got 3429 hours left on her community service.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest blackntan Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 The little peppery hot black liquorice things?They were horrible,she deserved tazering for carrying them Hope her blood didnt spatter a somali muggers shoplifted bling nikes as he walked innocently past As long as his benefits aren't affected he.'ll be fine, if they are he can always sue for PTSD.. If he is a mate of yours, tell him i have ordered a hundred thousand copies of the Citizens advice bureau's leaflet on how to sue old ladies, in Somali, because i believe it to be in the interest of the public, that we dont encourage them to learn too much english.. He still has PTSD from seeing a copy of "Blackhawk down" in Blockbusters,he is suing the firm for advertising genocide of his people,the fact he was born in Lewisham matters not,high profile racism case lawyer Imran Khan has waived his fee and taken on the case He said thanks for the bundles of leaflets,his family can burn them to heat their Khat dens in Hounslow as they arent given extra heating benefits and it gets cold in those council houses for the hallucinating khat addicts Credit to the British Legal system..Is our Imran..staunch Tory i hear. NO BNP ARE IMRAN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 My nan always had a packet of little imps and victory V's in her bag,plus out of date chocolate. Out of date choccies?Was she arrested? they let her off lightly,gave her 3542 hours community service,(whiting Somalians trainers in the west end).Curfew from the hours of 11.00am to 10.58am,(she's still got enough time to take the bins out)they were going to put her on tag till they realised the tag weighed more than her..... all in all think she may just learn her leson out of this,oh well she's only got 3429 hours left on her community service.... She should be burnt at the stake in my opinion...BUt then again i'm a married white working middle aged male with a wife and three children..So what the feck does my opinion count.I 'm in the minority Quote Link to post Share on other sites
minty2008 0 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 its not like every think goes to waste it all goes to the food chain there was now laws on our eldly back in the days thats all they had to eat they make you sick all that land out there and they can still tell you [bANNED TEXT] to do and [bANNED TEXT] to not to do it sticks and say if ive got a game liceces dose that cover me to carry hares Quote Link to post Share on other sites
minty2008 0 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Howcome the RSPCA Put tv ads and stuff asking for OUR money when these dogs were proberly looked after and loved by there owner only now to be put into a kennel (never walked) and lonley.I THINK THE RSPCA IS SICK!!!!!!! And the fu*king numptys who made this sport illegal because all the food they get is wrapped in F*king plastic is right mate just because the diks have to pay for there game mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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