simba 1 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Two police officers catch a man carrying a bag of fish early one morning at a poaching hotspot. 'Are you aware poaching is illegal?' they ask him He replies 'I wasn't poaching, these are my fish. Every night I take them down to the water and let them out for a swim then I shout them back and they swim back into the bag'. 'Thats bollocks, let us witness this' the copper says. They walk down to the water and the man releases the fish back into the water. 'Right, shout them back' the cop says 'Shout what back?' he replies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ferret feller Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 ? am i missing the point Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 very good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DEERMAN 1,020 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Two police officers catch a man carrying a bag of fish early one morning at a poaching hotspot.'Are you aware poaching is illegal?' they ask him He replies 'I wasn't poaching, these are my fish. Every night I take them down to the water and let them out for a swim then I shout them back and they swim back into the bag'. 'Thats bollocks, let us witness this' the copper says. They walk down to the water and the man releases the fish back into the water. 'Right, shout them back' the cop says 'Shout what back?' he replies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tuzo 251 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Brilliant...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamper12 30 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 i like that ,made me laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woodard 32 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 lol bud Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thepriest 0 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Might get away with it if theres only one copper but two, Not so sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shooter08 0 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 haha i like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akton 15 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 sounds a bit fishy to me :rolleyes: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ALAN TANNOCK 0 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Heard It before but It's still good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ian 0 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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