JPTfellterrier 65 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 i likes big boobs! nice smile, a sence of humour, not too tall or short, up for anything, enjoys long walks on the beach, looking for loving relationship... o sorry wrong bloody website! think you need to visit www.match.com, said on the tele they were looking for new men Quote Link to post Share on other sites
karl_20 0 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 girls into hunting, love the site of a girl holding a shotgun, best thing ever Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,481 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Tall is good. . . . . . . but being funny and quick witted is better. . . . . . ..i can be laughed into bed everytime! 1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. 4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. 5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. 6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals. 7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! >From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. 9) Sex is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. 10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Aren't you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' 11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? 12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. 13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither. 14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand,such as working for a living. 15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. 16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Nought wrong with some humour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I would always go for a tall bloke at least 6 foot , who has nice blue eyes , a nice kind face & who looks lived in, he would have to be at least 40 but not older than 50 for me Not got the blue eyes Kay, but I'm 6 foot 4 so maybe that will make up for it :kiss: OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like what I've got: kind, witty, smiley, sexy, not-so-tall hunting bloke with a big broad chest and a good sense of humour I used to feel the same as you Kay about the tall thing, but I feel safe and looked after with my man and I don't have to crane my neck back and squint to see him Plus he's got a great bum He's going to KILL me when he sees this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JPTfellterrier 65 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like what I've got: kind, witty, smiley, sexy, not-so-tall hunting bloke with a big broad chest and a good sense of humour I used to feel the same as you Kay about the tall thing, but I feel safe and looked after with my man and I don't have to crane my neck back and squint to see him Plus he's got a great bum He's going to KILL me when he sees this aye my love of tall men does my bad back no good at all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 My ex-wife was a good looker and had a cracking pair of tits My ex-girlfriend ,kin ell ,durrrty ,duuurty duuurty Shame she decided to stay with her hubby Likes? I just want my next partner to be down to earth,and not a frickin monster Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Give me a women with a big heart who can blow me and I'm a happy man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiff 36 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like what I've got: kind, witty, smiley, sexy, not-so-tall hunting bloke with a big broad chest and a good sense of humour I used to feel the same as you Kay about the tall thing, but I feel safe and looked after with my man and I don't have to crane my neck back and squint to see him Plus he's got a great bum He's going to KILL me when he sees this LOL mines exactly the same! but is yours ginger? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like what I've got: kind, witty, smiley, sexy, not-so-tall hunting bloke with a big broad chest and a good sense of humour I used to feel the same as you Kay about the tall thing, but I feel safe and looked after with my man and I don't have to crane my neck back and squint to see him Plus he's got a great bum He's going to KILL me when he sees this LOL mines exactly the same! but is yours ginger? No! But I do like a ginger nut I must admit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jakeuk1 0 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 A lass that can gut a rabbit does it for me :kiss: ...............and tweed knickers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Once had a ginger girlfriend, she was an absolute nymph, stunning body, very nice! :tongue4: :tongue4: :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcherboy2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 like someone said above a hunting girl, likes every aspects of hunting, someone like JPTfellterrier Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Women who can spit properly like with a passion i mean Dunno why but a love that,gets the old blood pumping Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hannah4181 260 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Women who can spit properly like with a passion i mean Dunno why but a love that,gets the old blood pumping A man that likes a women to spit . . . . . .my god your very rare! Married?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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