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Heard some noises in the loft so I went to investigate. No sign of life but I must have disturbed some dwarves at breakfast because they had abandoned their sausages everywhere..... Either that or I have bats but that is far less interesting prospect than an infestation of fairy-folk ;)

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6 months or so ago, i stripped off my next door nieghbers front porch roof as his aerial blew down smashing some tiles so it wanted re tiling, put the ladder up, started stripping it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,feck me this bat flew out inch's from my my ugly mug, shat my fecking thong and nearly fell of the ladder, the lad next doop pist his pants with :laugh: ,but back to to the thread, the shat in the roof looked a bit like mice droppings :)

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6 months or so ago, i stripped off my next door nieghbers front porch roof as his aerial blew down smashing some tiles so it wanted re tiling, put the ladder up, started stripping it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,feck me this bat flew out inch's from my my ugly mug, shat my fecking thong and nearly fell of the ladder, the lad next doop pist his pants with :laugh: ,but back to to the thread, the shat in the roof looked a bit like mice droppings :)

 

 

Were you after the lead jack ??

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6 months or so ago, i stripped off my next door nieghbers front porch roof as his aerial blew down smashing some tiles so it wanted re tiling, put the ladder up, started stripping it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,feck me this bat flew out inch's from my my ugly mug, shat my fecking thong and nearly fell of the ladder, the lad next doop pist his pants with :laugh: ,but back to to the thread, the shat in the roof looked a bit like mice droppings :)

 

 

Were you after the lead jack ??

scrap is shat at the mo :clapper::clapper:

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Bat shit and mouse shit is almost identical the one way you can determine whos is whos is roll it between thimb and forefinger mouse shit is usually rock hard bat shit is soft and very shiny you can see the insects legs and wing particles easily!!

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Bat shit and mouse shit is almost identical the one way you can determine whos is whos is roll it between thimb and forefinger mouse shit is usually rock hard bat shit is soft and very shiny you can see the insects legs and wing particles easily!!

the "crumble test" if it crumbles when you roll it between your thumb and forefinger its bat droppings if it does not its mouse droppings ;)

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