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:cry: me too :cry:

but now my wife has seen that i am a fat lazy c**t and we are about to be divorced :cry::cry:

oh well

 

 

Welcome to the club fella :drinks::D

I AM JUST AT THAT "WHAT THE f**k DO I DO NOW" STAGE

IM THINKING OF STARTING UP MY OWN BUSINESS

ALSO CONSIDERD IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

EMIGRATING TO

IRELAND

AUSTRAILIA

AMERICA

 

SO NOW I AM f****d........GIVE US A CLUE BOYS WHAT CAN I DO TO EARN A LIVING?

 

 

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT?

MAYBE YOU LADS CAN HELP ME?

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Guest HAWKEYE

FOR A START YOU WANNA GIVE YERSELF A FECKING SHAKE....AND STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YERSELF..your a decent lad and everyone knows it Get rid of all your shit, Stuff youll never ever use again, streamline your life..Get a jobs paper see where jobs are ie locality..ill send you a west coast one...Its summer no dogs to fucka bout with even think about getting a cheap bike to cycle and improve your fitness,,When you get sorted you know where the mesh is mate for your runs!! and start thinking what can i do as opposed to cant !!!

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Hawky is bang on there mate....wise words from one so young! :good:

 

When mine went tits up mate, I sat on the floor for a few days and got tucked into a few bottles. Then you have to get up and say "bollocks" to everything and get on with your life. Think of it as an opportunity mate, rather than a setback. There's going to be upheavel and all the shit that comes with the split, but once that's out of the way you'll be fine, trust me. It seems like the world is ending at times mate, but the sun's still shining and you'll find your way out of all this shit. I look at it this way, my wife may have got all the money, but I came out of it with with a fresh start and I look at the world in a different way now. I seem to have also come out of it with a slight drink problem too though :laugh::laugh:

 

Take it easy mate. You've got friends.

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:good: true words i,m going through my second divorce this one different from the first she is not trying too screw me into the ground like the first ,and yes it takes time to get over it but life is too short so get off u arse and get u life back on track .(maybe we should start a singles club forum for all us sad b*****ds that just got rid of our partners :good: and help one and other through the bad times :good: what you,s think ) :good:;):(
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just got to think of it like this

 

 

 

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enjoy yourself before the 2nd pic turns up again lol i was alway untrainable .....and now ...well lets just say born free :laugh::yes::good:

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When my first wife (aka The Multi-Taloned Bloodbeast From Hell :whistle: ) gave me the choice between her and my dog

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there was no contest.

At the time, a wise old man (who keeps deerhound crosses) reminded me that "You can always find another woman - it's just a wee bit harder to find a good dog" ;)

A few years down the line and I've found the greatest woman ever, I now have THREE dogs and am about to become a Dad in August.

So, what's my advice Fellman?

Simple.

This unfortunate stage in your life is something you must go through - COS IT PUTS YOU ONE STEP CLOSER TO A HAPPIER LIFE.

 

Don't need to say "I hope it gets better" - cos I know it will [bANNED TEXT] :friends:

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Defanition of marriage; find a woman you hate and buy her a house!

(i should know i've done it twice, an now stuck in a little terrace in downtown beruit :icon_eek: )

 

A good thing to also remember is; all women are snakes with tits!

 

shouldnt moan to much, cos the one i'm with now is a diamond, breakfast in bed, footy on tv whenever an dont moan how much i'm out with the dogs :good:

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Guest Dillon
:cry: me too :cry:

but now my wife has seen that i am a fat lazy c**t and we are about to be divorced :cry::cry:

oh well

 

 

Hardly fat are ya Col !,

 

You know where your pals are if you need them, the most important thing is the sprog, once the wife has done one, you will be fine mate, go on the piss for a week, (I'm always up for a session :D ) that will sort you right out, then get your head in gear and move forward, there is a lot to be said for being single mate :good:

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Guest Geordie
:cry: me too :cry:

but now my wife has seen that i am a fat lazy c**t and we are about to be divorced :cry::cry:

oh well

 

 

Just went thru it myself [bANNED TEXT],its a total head f**k,but it does get better :good: and you do get more time to get out with the dogs :D

 

You just got to dig deep and get on with it ,moan at yer mates a lot,moan at yer family a lot,then when they all start avoiding you it makes you think,'shit i better sort myself out' :icon_eek::D

 

All the best [bANNED TEXT],and if ye wanna chat i think you still got my number?

 

Oh ,and i now have a beautiful girlfriend and she aint a snake [bANNED TEXT] tits :tongue2:

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Guest ROOSTER

PERHAPS if you lads knew how to look after a woman they would still worship you the way they should, i could give you some lessons but i dont know if you could afford them as class dont come cheap.

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