ace5 1 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing' ." After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth. Ruined the whole f***ing thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mattydski 560 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Aye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 A cold night out,crisp and sharp. frost twinkling like stars in the dark. It's another world thats for sure' the night is sacred clear and pure. And as i sit and think a while, from nowhere comes a special smile. Its another world thats for sure, a world with you,so dark and pure. I wrap my arms around you tight, your hair so dark,skin pure and white. Your touch sends tingles up my spine, and for a while youre truly mine. The nights a secret place for me, our loves a special place to be. I long to touch your finger tips, to taste you as i kiss your lips. I've sat here thinking quite a while, the sun is rising,it brings your smile. Restless dogs ,they need to go. I long to stay and feel the glow. A harsh frost and a hardened man, softened by a good womans hand. bitterness and coldness have gone away, because your'e in my heart today. If my nights never again turn to day, if my frost never again melts away. If coldness returns to my heart Then i will know we are apart. But one thing i will know for sure, our love was secret,dark and pure. Just like the nights i've walked alone, dark secret nights that were my own. This is for someone i loved and lost, young men never seem to count the cost, i walk through harsh and frosty land, frozen heart and frozen man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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