shine on new permission

[thurso jack 3]

hes my dad, cant you tell with all the pish i write

 

If thats what the cause is, then I better check my own family tree ..............Simoman dont like to talk about the "readings"...........he still has problems sitting down to this day

 

 

is that why hes such a power crazy mod, he has a lot of anger, all adds up now :

 

Simo, hes passed away now, he cant harm you anymore :11:

 

I won't hear a bad word said about him or his "readings", the man bought me an ice cream, gave me a free book and showed me how a dog can mark how many rabbits are in a warren . One thing that was funny was when i stayed at Plummers cottage he tried to keep me from the old barn, one night I sneaked out and pearing through the door I saw a 3"8" local dwarf with a shrivelled weiner, man boobs and a sheep tied in the corner for company. The next morning my curiosity got the better of me and I asked Brian who the small man with the mutated willy chained in the barn was, thats Thurso Jack "start of a dynasty". The next day we set off south but I couldn't leave without rescuing that poor unfortunate creature, its good to see he has learnt to read, write and work a pc, but he will always have a shrivelled weiner

 

 

i will forever be in your debt simo, although i havent had the heart to tell you before, but saying as you have brought it up......................he was going to release me that afternoon anyway, his words were "what do i need you for, now i have young simo?" :sick:

 

word has it, you were so good the old buggers ticker couldnt take it anymore

[Simoman 110]

Thurso, you are foever in my debt but I fear those weeks in the barn servicing the local livestocks carnal desires left you in shock, things changed when "pale rider in a white escort" came roaring up ther M11.................and Wilf was his name

[Guest WILF]

Raw nerve?

[Simoman 110]

I had an excellent time at "the edge of the world"

[Guest WILF]

Anyway, I am sure things have been better since the Surgery

 

Bloody hell TJ, I dont know how you cope up there.........I have had to do myself up like bloody Ranulf Fines as it has dropped below 12 down here in the tropics

Edited November 21, 2008 by WILF

[Simoman 110]

Anyway, I am sure things have been better since the Surgery

 

 

If only they could chuck another stitch in it would set my mind at rest..........

[Guest WILF]

Anyway, I am sure things have been better since the Surgery

 

 

If only they could chuck another stitch in it would set my mind at rest..........

 

As I said to the Mrs after baby No. 3.........theres nothing wrong with an extra stitch

[Simoman 110]

 

The scariest things was first going there, he shouted at us to stay in the car as one of his White gsd's was loose, as he said later he thought we were gypsies

[thurso jack 3]

Thurso, you are foever in my debt but I fear those weeks in the barn servicing the local livestocks carnal desires left you in shock, things changed when "pale rider in a white escort" came roaring up ther M11.................and Wilf was his name

 

 

good old wilfy, hes always been a cheap tart

[thurso jack 3]

 

The scariest things was first going there, he shouted at us to stay in the car as one of his White gsd's was loose, as he said later he thought we were gypsies

 

was he worried they had come to dump back a dog he had sold them

[wink hound 0]

coming back to the origanal subject.......... does it help getting permission if you drop in that your plummers neice?

 

im at a loss here, ive banged on all the doors in my streetz(well, 3 either side of me, then i had to go back and play my playsation) i was wearing a shirt, tie and a stick on beard and no-one would give permizzion........ i just cant see how you got your permission!

[mickb 1]

good nights hunting