SportingShooter 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 "Women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 "I can remember when the air was clean and the Sex was dirty" -George Burns Quote Link to post Share on other sites
para1 11 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 You can remain silent and men may think you are stupid or, open your mouth and remove all doubt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littletimmy 71 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 No matter how low a man sinks.he will never reach the level of the police! not, funny, don't make sensile, insulting,, sarcastic, the TRuTH! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sounder 9 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 the way to a mans heart is through his belly the way to a women heart is through her mother Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis Times change and we change with them. Carpe Diem Seize the day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,024 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Edited November 21, 2008 by hollands hope Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 "No Selwyn, I am not like that" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,809 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Male me marem putatis? Facies tua conputat annos. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Looking back on an all too short life and wondering just where the hell did the last ten years go , i feel this is quite an apt and accurate quote. "Life is what happens whilst your making other plans" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Dont ask me what I think of you...I might not give the answer that you want me too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Another of Darcys old favourites........"I promise it wont hurt you Tarmac" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,809 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Looking back on an all too short life and wondering just where the hell did the last ten years go , i feel this is quite an apt and accurate quote. "Life is what happens whilst your making other plans" AKA "Procrastination is the thief of time" aint it just Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 "Never squat with you spurs on" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wyliecoyote 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 as much use as a chocolate teapot thought it was a fish and drowned Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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