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a ounce of breeding is better than a ton of feeding :D

 

never spare you wife or you horse never know who be riding the after your gone :D

 

a wise man always has the last word but a wiser man won't say it :D

 

as usefull as a ashtray on a moterbike :D

 

if my aunt and balls she be my uncle...........or one balls of a aunt :D

 

the lad that made time made plenty of it :D

 

you have a drink problem, two hands only one mouth :D

 

if you have'nt horses you plough with asses :D

 

one bird in the bag is better than two in the bush :D

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a ounce of breeding is better than a ton of feeding :D

 

never spare you wife or you horse never know who be riding the after your gone :D

 

a wise man always has the last word but a wiser man won't say it :D

 

as usefull as a ashtray on a moterbike :D

 

if my aunt and balls she be my uncle...........or one balls of a aunt :D

 

the lad that made time made plenty of it :D

 

you have a drink problem, two hands only one mouth :D

 

if you have'nt horses you plough with asses :D

 

one bird in the bag is better than two in the bush :D

 

Some good ones there sounder, im nicking the wise man one for msn im a bit bored of "sitting plotting like 20 taliban sitting in a caravan in the middle of afganistan"

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- Fortune favours the brave.

 

- Just because you lost the battle, doesn't mean you've lost the war.

 

- Time and patience is the key to everything.

 

- The man that never speaks, is the one everyone listens to.

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I used to get quoted this by my old Master, especially when he was being an unreasonable b*****d!!!

 

"A woman, a dog and a chesnut tree...the more you beat them the better they be!"

 

A couple of others...

 

"If you don't want the answer - don't ask the question"

 

"revenge is a dish best served cold"

 

"there is no sweeter wind than that which blows between a horse's ears"

 

"chin in - fists up"

 

"stand in your own truth...you'll be all the better to recognise it in others"

 

"Beauty is as beauty does"

 

"per adua ad astra" - for you latin lovers!!! (might have spelt it wrong!! :icon_redface: )

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"stand your ground and fight" (GSE firm)

 

"olly olly olly,

tits in the trolly,

balls in a biscuit tin,

sitting on the grass,

with your finger up your arse,

playing with your ding a ling a ling"

 

"one thing worse then a messer..... and thats a copper"

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