Kids say daft things

[mackem 26,831]

Poor bairn

[SportingShooter 0]

Its always the boys How old is he?

Who Mack

[gnipper 6,487]

My mate took his little girl to the local park where theres a midget drives the kiddies train where she stood infront of loads of people going 'look at the funny little man daddy, daddy look at the funny man' and wouldn't shut up, I think she got carried away by a bright red mate

To be honest though the bloke has got a big mop of hair and a tash like the bloke off Cannon and Ball and he is little

[mackem 26,831]

Its always the boys How old is he?

Who Mack

The little boy who said "f*****g tractors"

[just jack 998]

he was once on the the bus with his mam, (b@stard to park in town ) and this old dear in front got on(poor old girl) at the top of is voice,MAM IT SMELLS OF FISH,,,,,,,,,,,,,bless'm both, sorry no pics or scratch n sniff

[SportingShooter 0]

Its always the boys How old is he?

Who Mack

The little boy who said "f*****g tractors"

Ummmm..... seven

[Guest foxyjo.]

Fantastic!!!!

 

When I was about 4 or 5, when the film E.T. came out, I was completely in love with him, (my taste in men has improved very little!! ), and my mother was getting ready to go to a hunt ball. When she was ready, she said to me, "Do I look beautiful?" "Oh yes" says I, "Very beautiful. Just like E.T." Needless to say, I still get this thrown at me 26 years on!!!

 

 

When Foxcub was little, he was staying with my Mum and she was in the bath. He was pottering about and as she went to get out, Foxcub stands in front of her and says, "Oh dear................oh dear......." and shakes his head sadly. My mum asks him whats wrong. He points at her boobs and says, "Oh dear...........oh dear...........burst balloons"

 

My poor mother......we never let her get too above herself!!!!!

[claybusers al 9]

a pal of mine is married to a girl whose parents are from burma she has a mederteranian colour to her and they have kids his racism back fired on him when one sunday lunch the 5 year old shouted DAD NAN AND GRANDAD ARE PAKI'S he learnt his lesson

[littletimmy 71]

My arle man told me a story from when i was about 3. We had just got back from Bulgaria so we had a good tan. We went in the chippy and there was a "black man" in there and i said "he must of had a good holiday" Then asked him where he'd been

Edited November 18, 2008 by littletimmy

[iamduvern 62]

Well I can't claim this as my own, but when I took my trip to Ireland, Some laugh we had with the Kids.

 

We we're out lamping one night, on our way home, caught a Feral Cat in the headlights in the field to the side of us. Next thing Sounder's eldest wakes up from being asleep for about two hours, and shouts "Take the f*****g thing out!!" Stitches just isn't the word Crying with laughter, could never have taken a shot after that

 

Another.

 

My last full day there, we went on a bit of a tour of the area. Eldest was with us again. We parked up at the side of one of the roads to look at something through the Binoculars, and Jnr sitting next to me. A tractor comes behind us and we pulled on to a layby in front of us for him to pass. As the tractor went passed, loud as you like "f*****g Tractors!!"

 

Still laughing about that one now!!

 

Some Gas Lad he is. Never know what he is gonna come out with next

 

SS

 

 

 

Taken me 10 mins to stop laughing and type this

[thepriest 0]

Posted a topic last week about my son whom, when i was telling him about the need to have quarry stipulated on the f.a.c, and i was telling him i had fox on my .223 licence , he said when he applies he is asking for fox and zombies on his!! (he's only 7)

 

He came out with another great today. He was telling me about a new kid at school. Now, there are no "coloureds" at the school and very few in the area, so he was saying to me that the new kid had "like dark skin and black curly hair" so im sat there and says to him "where is he from do you think" and he replies " i think they come from whitby".......I was nearly crying laughing

 

Anyone else got a daft quote?

Going back a few years, One of my daughters was cleaning her teeth and looking in the mirror and turned to me and said " daddy how do we know that when we look in the mirror we arent looking at the real world and we are the reflection" And that was from a five year old, And shes 21 now and i still remember that.

[youngshot 0]

When me and my sisters were younger, my dad used to catch live rats in traps from the bottom of the garden. It soon became the norm for us 3 little kids (about 4, 5 and 6yo) to get up in a morning go down stairs and stand at the patio windows, wile my dad let the dogs out there kennels and released the rats into the garden. Apparently we all watched intently as 3/4 terriers and 2/3 lurchers ran franticly around the garden catching the rats. But one morning all was normal until my little sister started crying, and you know what 4yo can be like. My mum says she was crying so hard that she couldn’t get her words out for about 10 minutes, and finally when she stopped crying enough to talk she blubbered "I saw one of them get away!" and burst out crying again!