trappa 518 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) Posted a topic last week about my son whom, when i was telling him about the need to have quarry stipulated on the f.a.c, and i was telling him i had fox on my .223 licence , he said when he applies he is asking for fox and zombies on his!! (he's only 7) He came out with another great today. He was telling me about a new kid at school. Now, there are no "coloureds" at the school and very few in the area, so he was saying to me that the new kid had "like dark skin and black curly hair" so im sat there and says to him "where is he from do you think" and he replies " i think they come from whitby".......I was nearly crying laughing Anyone else got a daft quote? Edited November 17, 2008 by trappa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,839 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Kids are innocent and mega-funny,I like the Zombies on his FAC When my kid was about 5 he saw me gutting a bunny "Dad,you broke it" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 God that had me laughing Traps :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 awwwwww!!!!!! that's just great!!!!! I love you're broken rabbit as well Mack!!!! When my eldest was about 6, he was deperate for a little brother or sister. At school there was a very, very fat lady and before I could stop him one morning, he ran over to her and said "'scuse me....but I would like a baby and my Mummy's tummy is empty, but you've still got lots left in yours....do you think we could have the next one?" Talk about wanting the ground to open up!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,839 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Foxy,kids will get you shot We were in Hounslow,more asians than caucasian's to be honest,coming out of the shopping-centre when he started shouting "Look daddy,its Alladin,its alladin"and pointing to a turban wearing Sikh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Foxy,kids will get you shot We were in Hounslow,more asians than caucasian's to be honest,coming out of the shopping-centre when he started shouting "Look daddy,its Alladin,its alladin"and pointing to a turban wearing Sikh :clapper: Made me LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,839 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Made me clamp my hand over his mouth and carry him to McDonalds,Hounslow is the UK version of Amritsar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 I asked my lad when he was young , where eggs came from , and he told me co op . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Foxy,kids will get you shot We were in Hounslow,more asians than caucasian's to be honest,coming out of the shopping-centre when he started shouting "Look daddy,its Alladin,its alladin"and pointing to a turban wearing Sikh Made me laugh that Mack :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Oh they're great!!!! Mackem - your Alladin story reminds me of when my brother was little. We live in an area where up until quite recently it was very rare to see a black or asian person. When he was about 5 we were walking through town and two black ladies were coming towards us, Daniel starts bouncing up and down and pointing and says "Look Mummy!!! Ladies made of chocolate!!!" I will say they were delighted!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,839 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Friend of mines boy(why is it always boys?) sam an islamic lady in full hejab,headress,the works and asked was she a ghost Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotlandforever 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Foxy,kids will get you shot We were in Hounslow,more asians than caucasian's to be honest,coming out of the shopping-centre when he started shouting "Look daddy,its Alladin,its alladin"and pointing to a turban wearing Sikh ] LOL just great my side hurt now with laughing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Well I can't claim this as my own, but when I took my trip to Ireland, Some laugh we had with the Kids. We we're out lamping one night, on our way home, caught a Feral Cat in the headlights in the field to the side of us. Next thing Sounder's eldest wakes up from being asleep for about two hours, and shouts "Take the f*****g thing out!!" Stitches just isn't the word :laugh: Crying with laughter, could never have taken a shot after that Another. My last full day there, we went on a bit of a tour of the area. Eldest was with us again. We parked up at the side of one of the roads to look at something through the Binoculars, and Jnr sitting next to me. A tractor comes behind us and we pulled on to a layby in front of us for him to pass. As the tractor went passed, loud as you like "f*****g Tractors!!" Still laughing about that one now!! :rofl: Some Gas Lad he is. Never know what he is gonna come out with next SS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,839 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Its always the boys How old is he? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 i took my little lad who is 4 to the local woods with the dog, you know, give the wife a bit of peace, anyway, we were out for an hour or so and he loved it, so he said dad can i climb a tree, yes isaid, so i find a tree with a nice fork in it, lifted him up and told him, hold that branch,,,,,,,,,,but dont swing, ok dad, took a pic, walking backing back to him,,,,,,,,,,,,CRACK, down he came, shat myself i did, after wiping his tears for a minute and saying sorry,,he says,,,,,,,,,I DIDN'T WANT TO GO UP A TREE, ITS YOUR FAULT, I'M GONNA TELL MY MAM, he was up about 5 foot though, felt a right twat, but he's a tough little lad, pics not that good, soz, JACK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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