simba 1 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sempty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you has screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sempty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime Yep that about sums it up.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabitin girl 16 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cjw 1 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ace5 1 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 thats just how i feel too!! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 well are s women all like that mlb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Do you send many valentines ????? :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simba 1 Posted November 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Do you send many valentines ????? :laugh: didnt get many ! i wonder why ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Aww, the men on here are such a bunch of romantics... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Aww, the men on here are such a bunch of romantics... i've been try to paddle this fooking canoe for about 7months now how fooking romantic do you want................ good to see we've got one woman thinking we're romantic ,good job lads.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamping-lad 160 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 JUST READ THAT OUT TO MY WIFE AND SHE PUNCHED ME. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 JUST READ THAT OUT TO MY WIFE AND SHE PUNCHED ME. LOL At least you get a reaction!! Nice Mine's so sedentary, i get abuse from the funeral service for too many false alarms........................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamping-lad 160 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 JUST READ THAT OUT TO MY WIFE AND SHE PUNCHED ME. LOL At least you get a reaction!! Nice Mine's so sedentary, i get abuse from the funeral service for too many false alarms........................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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