englishman irishman scotsman

[weekye 0]

four people are on a train. An irishman, and english man, an old lady and a very fit young blonde.

they go into a dark tunnel and hear a very loud slap

when they come out the english man is rubbing his face.

the old lady thinks, i bet he tried touching the blonde and got slapped

the blonde thinks, i bet he tried touching me and got the old woman instead

the irishman thinks, i cant wait to go into another tunnel so i can slap that english f**ker again

 

class!

[simba 1]

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.

[diggory 130]

Whats black and bangs into tables?.....................Jordans baby

 

 

What do you call a black man with a stutter?...........Cacoon!!

a joke is a joke classic

[mattydski 560]

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Scotsman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

 

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

 

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

 

When the Scotsman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

 

"Don't stop."