00taz11 39 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 a black man was handgliding while mick and paddy were hunting in ireland mick shoots him down paddy asks what was that mick mick says i dont know but it wouldnt let go of that n***** a women goes to the docters with a rash on her vagina the docter says how often do you have sex she says twice a year docter says thats not a rash thats rust man goes to his wife were going fishing she says im not going man goes you have three options fishing, anal sex or blowjob women goes for blowjob after shes been sucking a while shes goes this tastes like shit man goes well the dog didnt want to go either Quote Link to post Share on other sites
noddy10 411 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 teacher tell the class to make a sentence will dough in!! little timmy says : in italy they make pizzas with dough then little jonny says : My little brother makes dinosaurs out ov play dough.....very good says the teacher then little davey says : mammy says dad is usless so has to use a DIL DOUGH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lampinlarry 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Whats black and bangs into tables?.....................Jordans baby What do you call a black man with a stutter?...........Cacoon!! som people take things too far Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sniper 30 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 teacher tell the class to make a sentence will dough in!!little timmy says : in italy they make pizzas with dough then little jonny says : My little brother makes dinosaurs out ov play dough.....very good says the teacher then little davey says : mammy says dad is usless so has to use a DIL DOUGH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
noddy10 411 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 man says to wife i had to show the lady in the post office my grey hair on my chest so i could get my pension today.... wife replys... you should ov showed her you cock you would hav go disability allowence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Whats black and bangs into tables?.....................Jordans baby What do you call a black man with a stutter?...........Cacoon!! there the shittest jokes ive ever heard mine was taken off? best thing about that i'm mixed race Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 gorden brown was looking for a lady of the night. he found 1 such girl in a local pub, he said "i'm the prime minister of england, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" her reply"mr prime minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times we're living in & keep it rising like the price of petrol. and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a f*****g penny" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell24uk 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 man apperead in court with charges of killing a peregrine falcon to wich the judge asked why he done such a crime, man replies i cook them and eat them for food, judge looks amazed and says well this is a serious crime but taken into account you make use out of them i will let you off with a warning but could you tell me this , what does one taste like, man replies "tastes much the same as a goshawk and a buzzard" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest john the baptist Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Whats black and bangs into tables?.....................Jordans baby What do you call a black man with a stutter?...........Cacoon!! som people take things too far But the jokes takin piss out of welsh, irish and scots are ok.You lot who constantly scream 'RASIST' are blinkered. They are jokes, meant to be taken in jest. Lighten up ffs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woodard 32 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Jokes only pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carlbell 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 What is blue and does'nt fit? A dead eppileptic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogman89 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 2 o.a.ps having oral sex he says i cant stay down here it stinks she says its my arthritis what in your fanny? no in my arm, i cant wipe my arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Whats black and bangs into tables?.....................Jordans baby What do you call a black man with a stutter?...........Cacoon!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogman89 0 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 four people are on a train. An irishman, and english man, an old lady and a very fit young blonde. they go into a dark tunnel and hear a very loud slap when they come out the english man is rubbing his face. the old lady thinks, i bet he tried touching the blonde and got slapped the blonde thinks, i bet he tried touching me and got the old woman instead the irishman thinks, i cant wait to go into another tunnel so i can slap that english f**ker again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Whats black and bangs into tables?.....................Jordans baby What do you call a black man with a stutter?...........Cacoon!! som people take things too far So its ok for the english welsh scotish and irish to be made fun off but not blacks. sorry my mistake i forgot its all one sided now a days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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