scothunter 12,609 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 A man staying at the ritz hotel in London,removes a card offering sexual services from a phone box. Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance? The man says "I'd like a blow job. a ride doggy style,some mild bondage.finishing off with a soapy titty wank."Is that ok? The lady says "Sounds interesting Sir,but you might want to dial 9 for an outside line first"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,512 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tristan12 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 lmao good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shooter08 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 haha good joke that mate, think ive heard it before but it still makes me laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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