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got a set like the one in photo 2 hanging on my wall.
OK if you insist ,i will tel you the storyof how i got it ,i was driving up the m4 to do a masive drug deal in london ,i got as far as reading when the traffic came to a stand still any way i sat in the car for 30+minuits and thought to my self this must be a serious acident so i got out and walked up to see if i could help in any way ,when i got to the front of the traffic ,there was this masive red stag in the middle of the motorway with this 22inch bullx locked jaw to jaw ,i asked this woman stood with here 2 young kids how long have they been like this ,she replyed i found them like this over 30 minuits ago, any way i had to get to london to make this major drug deal so i got my swiss army knife out and walked up to the stag and dog it took 2 deep cuts to deal with the problem and 5 minuits for the blood to stop flowing ,the woman with the 2 young kids started clapping ,and she said i have never seen any thing like that before in my life because i live in the city ,is that what they call blood sports ,because if it is i dont see what all the fus is about ,it should be aloud to continue,then she sugested i take the head home and have it mounted for my living room wall just like she had seen in a big house on the tv ,i replyed to her what would i want to put a head of a bullx on my wall for ,then i realised what she ment ,[i did feel stupid and started to blush]so i put the head of the stag in my car and later had it mounted for my living room wall ,only problem is every time some one comes to my house [including jovy witneses and door to door salesmen]i invite them in to see it [well you know what us ego hunters are like]most people tell me it dont look right because it still has the bullx,s head locked jaw to jaw ,[well you know what a job it is to get a bullx of when it locks on . ;)
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got a set like the one in photo 2 hanging on my wall.
OK if you insist ,i will tel you the storyof how i got it ,i was driving up the m4 to do a masive drug deal in london ,i got as far as reading when the traffic came to a stand still any way i sat in the car for 30+minuits and thought to my self this must be a serious acident so i got out and walked up to see if i could help in any way ,when i got to the front of the traffic ,there was this masive red stag in the middle of the motorway with this 22inch bullx locked jaw to jaw ,i asked this woman stood with here 2 young kids how long have they been like this ,she replyed i found them like this over 30 minuits ago, any way i had to get to london to make this major drug deal so i got my swiss army knife out and walked up to the stag and dog it took 2 deep cuts to deal with the problem and 5 minuits for the blood to stop flowing ,the woman with the 2 young kids started clapping ,and she said i have never seen any thing like that before in my life because i live in the city ,is that what they call blood sports ,because if it is i dont see what all the fus is about ,it should be aloud to continue,then she sugested i take the head home and have it mounted for my living room wall just like she had seen in a big house on the tv ,i replyed to her what would i want to put a head of a bullx on my wall for ,then i realised what she ment ,[i did feel stupid and started to blush]so i put the head of the stag in my car and later had it mounted for my living room wall ,only problem is every time some one comes to my house [including jovy witneses and door to door salesmen]i invite them in to see it [well you know what us ego hunters are like]most people tell me it dont look right because it still has the bullx,s head locked jaw to jaw ,[well you know what a job it is to get a bullx of when it locks on . ;)

 

that's a wonderful story, one that will get passed down through generations.

thanks for sharing

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Yup, ya can hear them now:

 

"Used to have an Italian Greyhound - tiny wee thing, the runt o the litter - it would knock them big feckers down for fun, etc. etc. etc." :wankerzo4: :doh:

 

actually it was an an italian greyhound x whippet, had two in a night with him once, 21" tts, very good dog :yes:

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Where's markbrick hes dog would pull one over :clapper:

Many a true word is said in jest :victory:

steady on now i have heard of a JACK of all traids but never a MARK of all traids. :D Edited by MY LAW
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Where's markbrick hes dog would pull one over :clapper:

Many a true word is said in jest :victory:

steady on now i have heard of a JACK of all traids but never a MARK of all traids. :D

:clapper::clapper::clapper:

 

speaking of markbrick i heard he won the competition between his plastic bag chaser and miles' dog on the fenns? lol

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