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Went for a shoot at the farm lunch time today.

After walking around the sheds for about half an hour and not taken one shot i was getting a little anoyed...

Suddenly from the far side of farm i clocked a magpie sitting on a roof with its back to me. So i crept a little closer composed myself took aim and fired. tttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhwakkkkkkkk!! SPLASH 1.. Magpie drops dead on the roof.... What a shot !!

Standing there thinking "shite how am i gonna get that down" his mate landed next to him........ i ducked, loaded, stood and aimed. ttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhwakkkkkk.... SPLASH 2. :) now i was a happy bunny.

So i decided i was going to make sure that my two friends lying on the roof were dead by putting a second shot in, a pigeon landed between them wondering why thier sunbathing..... ttttttttttthhhhwakkkkkkk SPLASH 3 !!!!!! ;)

What a lunch break eh!

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Went for a shoot at the farm lunch time today.

After walking around the sheds for about half an hour and not taken one shot i was getting a little anoyed...

Suddenly from the far side of farm i clocked a magpie sitting on a roof with its back to me. So i crept a little closer composed myself took aim and fired. tttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhwakkkkkkkk!! SPLASH 1.. Magpie drops dead on the roof.... What a shot !!

Standing there thinking "shite how am i gonna get that down" his mate landed next to him........ i ducked, loaded, stood and aimed. ttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhwakkkkkk.... SPLASH 2. :) now i was a happy bunny.

So i decided i was going to make sure that my two friends lying on the roof were dead by putting a second shot in, a pigeon landed between them wondering why thier sunbathing..... ttttttttttthhhhwakkkkkkk SPLASH 3 !!!!!! ;)

What a lunch break eh!

 

 

I hate you!

 

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

 

From a few weeks ago:

Had a pee-poor dawn looking for bunnies.

I decided enough was enough and was heading back to the house.

There was a big crow sat on a power line about 30m away laughing at me.

I swear he was shouting "Haa, Haa, Haaa!" at me!

 

I told him to shut up or I would be finding out how crow tastes, but he kept it going.

 

He kept it going as I swung the rifle up. Bear in mind I'm in full view and he's watching me. He just sat there as I got a bead on him.

"Last chance" I told him.

 

"Haaaa!"

 

Pfftt!

 

In good light, if I keep my eye on target, I can watch the pellet heading out.

 

He saw it coming! However, he didn't flap off, he just sat there and ducked!! If he hadn't, it would have taken his head off, but cool as you like, all he did was duck.

 

"You little sh***!" Says I!

 

Clickety-click and I draw a bead on him again, but this time he says "Haaa!" and flaps off over the hill.

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