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.... is that, when you fall over - dog in one hand, lamp in the other - and land face first in a puddle of mud, thus having to rear your mud covered face out of it like something from a horror film, there is generally nobody around to see you.

 

Ffs :doh:

 

Finally got out by myself, just got started and got a phone call that I had to come back for the kids an hour early. :censored: Still, twas fun poking round in the dark.

 

Here's hoping next time is a bit more productive.

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some women pay a fortune for one of them mud face packs, so think of it as a bit of free beuty therapy.... :D

and i could'nt agree more with your last statement, nothing better than poking around in the dark... :whistling:

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some women pay a fortune for one of them mud face packs, so think of it as a bit of free beuty therapy.... :D

and i could'nt agree more with your last statement, nothing better than poking around in the dark... :whistling:

only thing is you dont really know what your poking :whistling: i fell over last weekend ended up with a black eye and needing a new bulb for lamp :icon_redface:
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Ha, ha, i did that the other day squashing the whippet at the same time!!

 

DG the dog was skipping round like a loon ... I'm pretty sure she was laughing at me :hmm: The best of it is I had my glasses on. Imagine trying to wipe mud off your glasses with your muddy hands whilst trying not to let the slip go :laugh: what a plonker :laugh:

 

Good bloody job I didn't break the lamp, Snoop would have been moaning at me about it for ages :whistling:

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