will.f11 24 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 when i did my bollox in a zip, i had to have an op i did it so badly, thats it, self circumsision i had a catheter and all and in be peeing in pain in a little carboard pot for a few weeks scary and annoying., the first time you pee after the catheta is out is the most painful thing ever. feels like you are having pins stuck in you bell...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Having an Infection in my Hip-joint, which had not cleared up from my ear and travelled there, cut and sucked out. Was a strange experience waking up and finding what looked like a plastic Piping bag sticking out of my hip but there we go. Most painful bits were before, when I was trying to walk normally, refusing as I do, to believe there is something wrong that wont go away, so that was just not possible the day I was admitted, joint would not move. And afterwards, trying to be taught how to walk again, that was interesting, just forgotten/couldn't by the time I was discharged, so an experience I wont forget. Oh and pain? Morphine is good stuff SS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 camera up my ass and another down my throat not at the same time ,getting stabbed 20 odd times was fun and forgetting im one legged and falling down the stairs . feck,,spit roasted by david attenborough Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WxmHunter 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 fell off a roof when i was younger... broke my arm an had to have a pin put in.. but lucky my chest hit the top of the bin on the way dwn which pushed my arms.. could of been alot worse, could of landed on my neck an done alsorts of damage .. learnt never to climb stuff after that had a few good months off school tho because i wasnt able to write lol so wasnt to bad watchin cartoons all day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 When i tried to make a genie with a firework,don't know if any tried them as well,you get a few fireworks snap them so the powder comes out,then when you have a big enough pile light it and you get a big puff of smoke.Well i tried to light this big pile i had and the match kept going out,so being young and thick i huddled over the powder so the match would not go out,next thing i know my hair on fire, my eyebrows had gone as well as my eyelashes i could not open my eyes the skin on my face was burning like feck,all inside my nose and mouth was burnt to a crisp.Got took to hospital,where the nurses tried to cool my skin down,the fecking pain was unbearable.The next day i had blisters in my nose and mouth,i was in agony for a few weeks..I looked in the mirrior to see my hairless head,it looked just like a chicken egg not 1 hair left on it . Never had fireworks again put me off them for life I am truly sorry that happened to you, but seriously, I am out of breath laughing here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thurso jack 3 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Thurso Jack once lost a £1 coin back in "93..........siad he has been in pain ever since dont, brings back to many painfull memorys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,955 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 When i tried to make a genie with a firework,don't know if any tried them as well,you get a few fireworks snap them so the powder comes out,then when you have a big enough pile light it and you get a big puff of smoke.Well i tried to light this big pile i had and the match kept going out,so being young and thick i huddled over the powder so the match would not go out,next thing i know my hair on fire, my eyebrows had gone as well as my eyelashes i could not open my eyes the skin on my face was burning like feck,all inside my nose and mouth was burnt to a crisp.Got took to hospital,where the nurses tried to cool my skin down,the fecking pain was unbearable.The next day i had blisters in my nose and mouth,i was in agony for a few weeks..I looked in the mirrior to see my hairless head,it looked just like a chicken egg not 1 hair left on it . Never had fireworks again put me off them for life But did you get your three wishes Mr T? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 But did you get your three wishes Mr T? To you mackem and john galoway......... . . The first time i blow my nose after the accident it was like i had been snorting coal dust,black as the ace of spades. It took fecking weeks for my hair and eyebrows to grow back,little kids where running away from me shouting "run away theres a alien coming" .I looked like a science experment that went wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 :lol::lol::lol::lol: Tears now as well as out of breath! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,955 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 We used to do exactly the same Mr T,never once thought of the consequences,now I know what happened to the hair on the sides of B.A.Baracus head Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 The quick and easy Sinead O'Connor look for pyromaniacs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 (edited) Pair of barstools . MACKEM never mind the B.A HAIRSTYLE,my face was as blacker then his looked like i had been down the pit for a week.When they started to wash my face in the hospital bits of skin was coming off as well my head looked like a black and white bannana :sick: ,feck me i went through the roof,how come i was not scarred for life is beyond me.Lucky i suppose Edited November 7, 2008 by MR TEA POT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Cheers for sharing that Mr T .... I hope I stop wheezing soon .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 When they started to wash my face in the hospital bits of skin was coming off as well Hang on a minute, is this a public admission of exfoliation now as well? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,955 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Mr T,not taking the P*ss or nothing,but would it be possible to re-enact the scene and post the clip on youtube to serve as a deterent to kids who may wish to similarly experiment?Its your public duty mate,your a veteran of such infernos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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