memorable pain

[byron 1,169]

Once got bit by a rabbit...

and!!!!!

[Keeps 403]

Thats easy child birth nice pain though

 

Wouldnt really call it nice pain Kay but very memorable yes - how could I ever forget the results of my "memorable" pain

 

 

[Kay 3,709]

Its a nice result at the end though , although i was lucky i didnt have to push i did have labour pains though & they hurt

[Kay 3,709]

Once got bit by a rabbit...

and!!!!!

 

It was a big rabbit with a big bite

[shell 42]

Childbirth... and no, you don't forget it!!! I'm just glad it only lasted an hour!

 

Almost on a par though...

I had my toe nails and nail beds removed on both big toes the other year... it was winter, kennels house was freezing, running out of logs, so I hobbled out to the log shed, with both feet bandaged up, hardly able to walk with the pain, socks and sandals on (couldn't get anything remotely substantial on my feet), got the barrow and chucked a few logs in... gets back to the house and this huge mother of a log fell out of the barrow and landed right on my big toe... I have never screamed so loud... the pain... jesus almighty, it floored me.

Best thing was I saw it happen in slow motion... the log started to go, I stretched forwards... arm out to try and stop it... just touched it slighty then THUD... ARGHHH.

I'd even go so far as to say that few seconds of pain was worse than labour pains.

 

Shell

[kash 1]

had a brick wall fall on my leg & cracked the shin bone when i was 10

and the top part of your foot where it bends you could put your finger in & touch the bone without touching any flesh

they didn't even stitch it.

 

warming up at a new dojo for tae kwon do, doing some stretches & kicks the caretaker had shut all curtains

and i found the base of the fire extinguisher poping open the side of my big toe the funny part of that was walking to the busstop cause no one to give me a lift to the hospital when i got there this black nurse asked me to drop my trousers for a jab not a chance

so she went away & came back with this blonde it was trousers down i can tell you, the black nurse only grabbed the bloody needle rammed it in my leg & said that will teach you .

 

oh and trapping my leg between a lorry & a trailer when we was packing the goose fair up early hours on a sun morn still got the dent in my leg

 

apart from the odd scrape since not to much touch wood

[macberran 2]

Put a bradawl through my thumb nail....right in .....ouch, had worse to be seen though.

[shephound 19]

my first year in secondary school i was given calcium in a rock form got dared to eat it burned the mouth and throaght of me couldnt eat solids for a week

[will.f11 24]

Probably zipping myself up really badly if ya know what a mean

[scent 509]

my first year in secondary school i was given calcium in a rock form got dared to eat it burned the mouth and throaght of me couldnt eat solids for a week

ye big ejit ye bet that was rightly sore shep

[MR TEA POT 1,287]

When i tried to make a genie with a firework,don't know if any tried them as well,you get a few fireworks snap them so the powder comes out,then when you have a big enough pile light it and you get a big puff of smoke.Well i tried to light this big pile i had and the match kept going out,so being young and thick i huddled over the powder so the match would not go out,next thing i know my hair on fire, my eyebrows had gone as well as my eyelashes i could not open my eyes the skin on my face was burning like feck,all inside my nose and mouth was burnt to a crisp.

Got took to hospital,where the nurses tried to cool my skin down,the fecking pain was unbearable.The next day i had blisters in my nose and mouth,i was in agony for a few weeks..I looked in the mirrior to see my hairless head,it looked just like a chicken egg not 1 hair left on it .

Never had fireworks again put me off them for life

[andy s410c 59]

When i tried to make a genie with a firework,don't know if any tried them as well,you get a few fireworks snap them so the powder comes out,then when you have a big enough pile light it and you get a big puff of smoke.Well i tried to light this big pile i had and the match kept going out,so being young and thick i huddled over the powder so the match would not go out,next thing i know my hair on fire, my eyebrows had gone as well as my eyelashes i could not open my eyes the skin on my face was burning like feck,all inside my nose and mouth was burnt to a crisp.

Got took to hospital,where the nurses tried to cool my skin down,the fecking pain was unbearable.The next day i had blisters in my nose and mouth,i was in agony for a few weeks..I looked in the mirrior to see my hairless head,it looked just like a chicken egg not 1 hair left on it .

Never had fireworks again put me off them for life

The old Genie malarky,had a few flashbacks meself as a idiot teenager.Now just a older idiot

[millie 1]

Getting bit on the wrist by a coked up guy,whilst brawling at work....

 

It left a nasty mark for a few weeks....

[Gin 498]

dont read if you have bollox

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

torque testicles......................

 

they turn round inside ......so cutting the blood supply off to them...only 2 options ...

 

1......do f**k all about it....come back 2 weeks later and be castrated

 

2 have the OP....which means having your ball sack cut from one side to the other taking your balls out...putting them the right way round the .............wait for it........stitching them to the side off of your ball sack :sick: ........so they don't do it again !!!

 

 

when coming round from the OP and the shock to hold.....i did shed a tear or 2......i had a ball sack that looked exactly like a corckey ball...stitches the lot

My God, thats rough. Makes your eyes water just thinking it.

[kurgan 5]

camera up my ass and another down my throat not at the same time ,getting stabbed 20 odd times was fun and forgetting im one legged and falling down the stairs .