dai dogs 1,404 Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 (edited) another was when Edited October 31, 2009 by dai dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TIMMAY 6 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 nearly died from a burst appendix, when i was about 15. had peritinitus, tubes going in and out of me all over, the pain was so bad i just kept asking the nurses to kill me! To make matters worse i had long hair at the time, and the nurses kept puttin bows in it made of bandages, oh and the doctor said i shouldn't be on the kids ward cause i was so hairy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Probably the time when I broke one of the bones in my hand, punching a wall pissed up arguing with the wife, and had to have the bone reset by the plaster technician, without gas & air. I nearly fainted with the pain, and if it hadn't been my right hand, I could have punched the fecker! Certainly taught me the folly of punching things in my temper! Or the time when I had my cartilage taken out of my knee when I was 17, and slipped on my crutches because my young sister had spilt vinegar on the floor in my mums kitchen. I slipped and put my whole weight onto my bad knee, and it put me on crutches for an extra month. Or even the time with the same knee, that the physiotherapist pushed me too soon after the op, and my wound split open and I started pissing with blood. The last one don't seem bad compared to some others on here, but I was nailing some expanded metal on to a wallplate in work, and I cought the tip of my index finger with the hammer at full swing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Once jumped out of 3 storey window to save girlfriends dignity from her staunch catholic father when he came back unexpectedly, thought the hedge in front garden would break my fall, didn't know about the spiked wrought iron victorian fence hidden in it, took 3 firemen to lift me off, 1 spike through my leg, another through my side, and the other through my neck, dressed in only my jockie's, never saw her again. Oh god thats terrible Also forgot to add broken heart! I have had one of them as well, still there loss hey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Once got bit by a rabbit... was you trying give it one had the same also pulled mussle botom of my heart thats fecking painful Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Thurso Jack once lost a £1 coin back in "93..........siad he has been in pain ever since Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 for being the most painfull it would have to be dislocating my shoulder and tearing the muscles in my back lifting my lab x collie onto a vets table!, dont know how i did it but by the time i got to hospital i was being sick it was so painfull! the funniest was rushing to meet some mates in the pub i parked my car in the car park and jumped out but was in such a rush i was already closing the car door as i was getting out, as i stood up some thing touched the top of my head and i ducked down and slammed my head in the car door! as i lay on the floor watching the pretty flashing lights i could see the branch of the tree i had parked under bobbing up and down where it had touched my head! lol! cheers hyperion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 The post surgical pain of having a screw drilled into your knee smarts a bit. Giving birth after 27 hours of labour was actually a relief ... But having a contraction that lasted a solid hour and then birthing twins 43 minutes apart with no pain relief was, shall we say, rather uncomfortable. Broken hearts hurt the most I think. Good job mine is still in one piece Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret boy charlie 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Once got bit by a rabbit... one lil fecker bit me the other day funnily enough but the worst pain was when i broke my nose in a fight at shool anothe time was when i punched a boy in his knee but ment to punch him in his stomach another horible one was when i fell off my 125 xsport in fifth gear and anther time when i bit through my own lip lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 dont read if you have bollox torque testicles...................... they turn round inside ......so cutting the blood supply off to them...only 2 options ... 1......do f**k all about it....come back 2 weeks later and be castrated 2 have the OP....which means having your ball sack cut from one side to the other taking your balls out...putting them the right way round the .............wait for it........stitching them to the side off of your ball sack :sick: ........so they don't do it again !!! when coming round from the OP and the shock to hold.....i did shed a tear or 2......i had a ball sack that looked exactly like a corckey ball...stitches the lot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 That happened to my ex swamper, it made his eyes water. 36 hours of labour was no real joy, I had a horse rear up and fall on me but the worst has got to be breaking my leg, snapping one bone in half and fracturing the other and then having a doctor try and fail to manipulate it back into place. I screamed the place down and I have a high pain threashold. I still get hassle from the metal plate I have on cold mornings. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddy.t 5 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 dont read if you have bollox torque testicles...................... they turn round inside ......so cutting the blood supply off to them...only 2 options ... 1......do f**k all about it....come back 2 weeks later and be castrated 2 have the OP....which means having your ball sack cut from one side to the other taking your balls out...putting them the right way round the .............wait for it........stitching them to the side off of your ball sack :sick: ........so they don't do it again !!! when coming round from the OP and the shock to hold.....i did shed a tear or 2......i had a ball sack that looked exactly like a corckey ball...stitches the lot Really wish i didn't read that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 dont read if you have bollox torque testicles...................... they turn round inside ......so cutting the blood supply off to them...only 2 options ... 1......do f**k all about it....come back 2 weeks later and be castrated 2 have the OP....which means having your ball sack cut from one side to the other taking your balls out...putting them the right way round the .............wait for it........stitching them to the side off of your ball sack :sick: ........so they don't do it again !!! when coming round from the OP and the shock to hold.....i did shed a tear or 2......i had a ball sack that looked exactly like a corckey ball...stitches the lot Really wish i didn't read that i did say paddy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippeter69 88 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 (edited) I was 8 and was target shooting with a BSA super sport with my uncle and cocked the gun, put the pellet in and the next thing to know the gun is attached to my hand, i had pulled the trigger and the bloody thing snapped onto my hand and a part went straight through. Rushed off to casualty and has 6 stitches on each side on my thumb, :icon_redface: Edited November 6, 2008 by whippeter69 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddy.t 5 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Came off a crosser last year and that landed on me along with rider. Broke wrist yea or so ago Cracked skull about 3 years ago Got slashed with a knife in leg Not the worst things ever to happen but hey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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