8shot 192 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 being a kid and being kicked up the arse while dying for a crap didnt hurt that much but im sure the turtles head was poking out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SMART DOG 340 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 in a night club got glassed and if that wasn't bad enough they stuck a bottle into my back. i recieved 48 stitches to my head ear and face and 22 stitches to my back. 5 days with hospital food and all over a woman (his woman) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 A dog bite to the testicles was fairly memorable, although tooth ache always wins hands down............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
atuddy 179 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 A dog bite to the testicles was fairly memorable, although tooth ache always wins hands down............... i have had it for two weeks now just grew balls the last few days so whet the dentist today tooth out next week Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 The dentist reduces me to a gibbering wreck even if its just a check up............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
panda 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Loosing both parents as a teenager Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ROUGH COATED Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 FINDING SOME BIG NIGGER HANGING OUT THE BACK END OF MY WIFE AND THEN HER SAYING 'ITS ALRIGHT I NOW HIM FROM FAT CLUB'' WTF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sako.243 1 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Mate of mine was f*****g about with a plasterboard screw gun when it went off and screwed through the bone of his thumb and was half out the other side, Worst thing was when i tried to back it out with a screwdriver he passed out and split his head open, 9 stitches to the cranium. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 when i was a kid me an a few mates were out shooting,and as my mate was putting the pellet in the bsa,another mate grabs the gun and says give it here its my turn as he grabs it he pulls the trigger suffice to say the lad turned out to be the best dave allen impersonator ive ever come across i cringe whenever i think about it :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rod&dog Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Shot an airifle in an eclosed space and it rebouded and hit my in the eye,, was blind for months,, then i have resricted vision and pernement damage. Scared me of guns , sent a message to my head that f*****g around with guns is not worth anything. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deadlock 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 I once clipped my toe nail a bit close owch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SwissTony 0 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Mr Mahoji Khrishna, north tees hospital, stockton on tees. england. the blokes a god send. Will keep that name in mind. My most painful moment was a disk in my back getting crushed, then damaging the sciatic nerves. 3 years since and I am still stuck at home, dosed up to the eyeballs with various meds. 1-2 hours sleep a night, no chance of sleeping pills, as my doc thinks I am to young to be taking them (25 yrs old) and wont give me any. Happy days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mcass123 6 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Mr Mahoji Khrishna, north tees hospital, stockton on tees. england. the blokes a god send. Will keep that name in mind. My most painful moment was a disk in my back getting crushed, then damaging the sciatic nerves. 3 years since and I am still stuck at home, dosed up to the eyeballs with various meds. 1-2 hours sleep a night, no chance of sleeping pills, as my doc thinks I am to young to be taking them (25 yrs old) and wont give me any. Happy days. i have had a trapped sciatic nerve for roughly 4 months now mate, i got hold of some lorazepam 2mg (not from my g.p mind you) and by feck that fair helps me sleep, try gettin hold of some of that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mcass123 6 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 my worst pain was when i was climbing a fence, the wooden spike type and my foot slipped and i nearly lost my anal cherry (still haven't and never will) thank the big man upstairs i cracked my tail bone instead but by feck that was sore, still get a kinda sore numby feeling on planes or long car journeys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fat-Ferret 857 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I got shot in the leg by a .22 rifle - Nice! I have still have the scar, perfect round hole. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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