artic 595 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Looking after their onw artic You havent an alarm-button or bat-phone at the side of your bed perchance?Thames-valley are total and utter crap Not had dealing's with TVP. No just a mobile with a panic button. Im from CWD land!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,524 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 CWD is a division of the Thai police,I bet they get here quicker than Thames f**king Valley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 in it for an easylife and a fat pension about sums it up , avon and somerset are totally useless as well if you want an instant response tell them you have 10 armed men diggin badger in your back garden in 2 mins you will be totally surrounded with the helicopter overhead for anything else call 999 and someone will give you a crime number for your insurance or theyll send someone around in afew days if they can spare the manpower , biassed not me fella i am suposed to be on there side as iam a JP if and when they catch someone other than a motorist i have to sit there and listen to a load of dribble from the prosecution who then give you the sob story only to be told pc plod is on leave or cant attend due to ? then theyell ask for an ajounment another month or so go by and we start all over again all this whilst i have my hands tied and at the end of it we can do very little slap wrist see you nextime Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 cops are ok up here everytime yhey see me ah get banged up most are a shower of free mason goat sheggers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littletimmy 71 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 A average copper is more threat to socioty than you average petty thief, drunkened trouble causer, arsonist etc. The difference is, a thief will rob when he needs to, a copper is a twat everyday of his life because he wants to be Quote Link to post Share on other sites
biffo 0 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 i live next door to a copper, he got a commendation for catching a p***y that repeatedly stole tools from the farm. the bloody p***y was on probation already and just got a slap on the wrist! my neighbor ripped up his commendation in his bosses face. cant say i blame him. there are some good coppers out there but even when they do catch scum some twat lets them go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nightwatch 0 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Tracker dogs?Searching the area?You watch too much TV artic This was real life,not a reality show or "cops on camera" where they posture and preen I used to live in a country where your legally allowed to shoot a burglar,I am not advocating that here as I would invite som of my neighbours over at 1am for a tea or coffee But jesus christ,what a bunch of people we employ,they earn their PLOD nickname. Each force is different. Never had any problems here with the police. They do an ACE job. dont feel safe in my bed with the lot we have round here, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertdog 149 Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 having just come back to this thread i think our police force has been summed up, fecking crap with the attitude of you grass up your neighbour and we,ll nick them, a week later. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 in it for an easylife and a fat pension about sums it up , avon and somerset are totally useless as well if you want an instant response tell them you have 10 armed men diggin badger in your back garden in 2 mins you will be totally surrounded with the helicopter overhead for anything else call 999 and someone will give you a crime number for your insurance or theyll send someone around in afew days if they can spare the manpower , biassed not me fella i am suposed to be on there side as iam a JP if and when they catch someone other than a motorist i have to sit there and listen to a load of dribble from the prosecution who then give you the sob story only to be told pc plod is on leave or cant attend due to ? then theyell ask for an ajounment another month or so go by and we start all over again all this whilst i have my hands tied and at the end of it we can do very little slap wrist see you nextimetopper mate just wondered av you got a black hat if so next time sum c**t you deal with looks like gettin off with it get the hat on and say you will be taken from here to a place of exicution might make you feel a bit better when they sh*t them selfs lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,524 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 That would be the ultimate p*ss-take,funny as f*ck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littletimmy 71 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 The police arnt all bad. They was kind enough to escort me around yorkshire for an hour on friday night. While i got "lost" Honest officer i cant rember where i parked. Bumped into some p***y looking lads who was also lamping and they choose to follow us instead of them Anyway got rid of them got back to the car drove off and seen them again and they tried to follow again so did my best Lewis Hamilton impression and decided to leave Yorkshire for another area, glad i did because i found and nice lump of venison When some of th burnley bad boys appeared scaring me half to death (thinking it was plod) with there "real bull xs" with little snake heads trying to scronge some venison of me lol f**k that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 id love to do that but i dont think id get away with it pehaps ill wait for april 1st Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 id love to do that but i dont think id get away with it pehaps ill wait for april 1stno mate do it to the most horrible bast**d you av to deal with each day love to see there faces if you did lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,763 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 id love to do that but i dont think id get away with it pehaps ill wait for april 1stno mate do it to the most horrible bast**d you av to deal with each day love to see there faces if you did lol If I'm in an area (lamping) where police cars may come across my vehicle, I usually put a note in the window saying who's land it is and my mobile number and state that I am legally there, although around the local villages I don't bother as plod knows my vehicles if they ever come around!. Cheers, D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. > > George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. > > George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. > He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again... > > 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up. > > Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. > > One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' > George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!' > > I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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