will.f11 24 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 How did they find Sadam Huissain? They chucked viagra in the hole and the little prick stood up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asksthe assistant for an inflatable doll. "would you like a male of a female" "female please" "would you like black or white" "white please" "would you like a christian or a muslim" this question confused the man, so he asked, "what has the religion got to do with it, its an inflateable doll!" "well" explained the assistant, "the muslim one blows itself up!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spiderpig 39 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asksthe assistant for an inflatable doll. "would you like a male of a female" "female please" "would you like black or white" "white please" "would you like a christian or a muslim" this question confused the man, so he asked, "what has the religion got to do with it, its an inflateable doll!" "well" explained the assistant, "the muslim one blows itself up!" hahahahahahahaha thats a good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Bloke says to his wife:Darling ,what would you do if i won the lottery ? Wife replies:i.d take half then probably leave you . Husband says: Excellent, i got 3 numbers on saturday, Heres your fiver -now f**k off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sniper 30 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 what do you call a paki in a swimming baths? coco pops. how do you send a paki to space? push the red button Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green oval 8 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Police have found a large bomb outside a mosque in London. They have told the public not to panic as they have managed to push it inside. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shooter08 0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 COMING SOON TO YOUR TV. AS A RESULT OF THE GROWING NUMBER OF FOREIGNERS COMING INTO EUROPE, WE NOW HAVE " THE IMMIGRANT CHANNEL" WITH THESE SHOWS ON : CURRYNATION STREETS, AHMED-DALE, BOLLYOAKS, PAKORAMA, MIDDLE EAST ENDERS, BRITAINS GOT TALIBAN, YOUVE BEEN BOMBED, BIG BUDDAH, POSTMAN PAK, IM AN IMMIGRANT GET ME IN HERE, BLACK PETER, AND FOR OUR ISRAELI FRIENDS : SCOOBY JEW! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GILES 2 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A HARE AND A RABBIT? YOU CAN PULL A HARE OUT YOUR ASS BUT CAN'T PULL A RABBIT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shooter08 0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 AUSTRAILEN BLOKE IN JAPAN ON BUSINESS. THE NIGHT BEFORE A GOLF GAME WITH HIS JAP BUSINESS PARTNER DECIDES TO GO TO A BROTHEL, WHILE ON THE JOB, THE GIRL SCREAMS " SUNG WA"! SUNG WA!" HE THINKS THIS MEANS " VERY GOOD,VERY GOOD"! THE NEXT DAY PLAYING GOLF THE JAP SINKS A LONG PUTT. THE AUSTRAILEN MAN WANTING TO IMPRESS YELSS " SUNG WA, SUNG WA" THE JAP MAN TURNS AROUND AND REPLIES " WHA THE F**K YOU MEAN WRONG HOLE"?... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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