Trout Tickling

[mackem 26,354]

Tickling is last season,they can damage themselves laughing,best to tell them boring piscine related jokes like.........

 

Paddy and Murphy were walking along the road one day when they saw a guy with a bloody great big fish in his hands

 

So Paddy walks up to the guy and says "hio, wud ya mind tellin me how ya caught that fish cause i think one that size cud feed my family for a week."

 

so the man turns round an says "yeh of course. This is a trout see. So u just hang over a bridge with ya arms in the water an twiddle ur fingers around. Then the trout wiil just swim into your hands cause they like the feel of it. then ya grab em an toss onto the bridge an you’ve got a catch o the day"

 

So Paddy and Murphy went of to the nearest bridge and Paddy took Murphey by the ankles and hung him over the bridge. They were there for five hours hen a there was a shout from Murphey...

 

"QUICK PADDY PULL ME UP. THERES A f****n’ TRAIN COMIN"

 

This puts them into a trance like comatose sleep and allows the "Guddler" to scoop them out and flip them onto the bank

[Guest rexdigger]

you must have special hands mackem

[kingfisher 0]

Tickling is last season,they can damage themselves laughing,best to tell them boring piscine related jokes like.........

 

Paddy and Murphy were walking along the road one day when they saw a guy with a bloody great big fish in his hands

 

So Paddy walks up to the guy and says "hio, wud ya mind tellin me how ya caught that fish cause i think one that size cud feed my family for a week."

 

so the man turns round an says "yeh of course. This is a trout see. So u just hang over a bridge with ya arms in the water an twiddle ur fingers around. Then the trout wiil just swim into your hands cause they like the feel of it. then ya grab em an toss onto the bridge an you’ve got a catch o the day"

 

So Paddy and Murphy went of to the nearest bridge and Paddy took Murphey by the ankles and hung him over the bridge. They were there for five hours hen a there was a shout from Murphey...

 

"QUICK PADDY PULL ME UP. THERES A f****n’ TRAIN COMIN"

 

This puts them into a trance like comatose sleep and allows the "Guddler" to scoop them out and flip them onto the bank

:clapper:

[mackem 26,354]

you must have special hands mackem

I am chief dishwasher at home mate,the secret of a good trout-tickler?Fairy-liquid Shhhhhhh,our secret k?

[B&W 29]

Ive tickled some right trout in my time let me tell you .Has anyone seen the american Noodlers similar kind of thing only abit more hardcore taking like 40kg catfish....Thats if you avoid the snapper turtles and beaver holes.

[B&W 29]

And when i say beaver holes im im on about the buck tooth rodent variety......

[mackem 26,354]

Its always good to put a few fish on the bank

[nrat 8]

blimey,you must have the magic touch??

[nelson1 1]

I can see why your chief dishwasher in your house mate,

You should write a book( mackem,s poaching tales ) It all started has a small boy growing up on the river wear

[mackem 26,354]

Nah,I couldnt mate,cant string 2 words together to form a sentence,and I never poached in my life

[nelson1 1]

Your past posts may bring at little world crashing down

But you carnt tell jokes "QUICK PADDY PULL ME UP. THERES A f****n’ TRAIN COMIN"

Edited October 31, 2008 by nelson1

[mackem 26,354]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?.................................FSH

[nelson1 1]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?.................................FSH

 

Boooooooo a moderator Should ban you for telling that joke

[tote 854]

we called it guddeling ...its been a few years since i done it though

 

That's what we called it midnight.Started off guddling small trout from burns[streams to you southerners] and worked our way up to sea trout.

[runforyourlife 361]

We were always at it, and if i come acroos a nice brooke now, i will jump in and have a go. Some years ago, they stocked a lake which had a fall and a lover small river descending from it(we used to tickle the brownie in the river).

They stocked with roach, rudd, crusians, commons, mirrors, tench and bream... We were fishing in the waterfall, and catching all these fish has they had come over the slush and down the fall! The mad thing was tho, that when we went tickling, we were tickling roach, tench and the crusians loved it! So its not just trout what like it. The crusians actually rolled right over and slide out from under the stones.... funny to see.