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Nowt wrong with noisy,smelly London ;) You should have just said Madam,your village appears to be missing its idiot please return home :D

 

Afternoon Mac,

 

No but it is rather noisy and smelly for my likeing.

Started my career as a forklift driver there, not good at all. :blink:

:D

Dont keep reiterating the "Forklift-driver" spiel ;) Remember the cover-story,we dont over-emphasise or stress things ;) It arouses suspicion ;)

 

Oh Master Mac,

 

Yes too true, iv'e slipped up once again! :doh:

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Replied, "Morning" or "Afternoon".

The problem is the Londoners. They sell their 2 bed flats for £300,000, move into a village for a peacefull life, because they have seen these country programmes, read about the country etc........ but they cant live the "Country Way", so they hope to make changes in the village. There the first to go to community meetings sounding off!! :angry:

Sorry, but put up with the smells, shooting, the whole way of "The Country Life" if not fck off back to smelly noisy London! :D

 

is that really how the country bumpkins feel??????

im a londoner an for the past year my brother an i have been trying to buy a nice bit of country side to shoot the hell out of,i dont intend on going to no village meetings,the local pub and will be keeping myself to myself.

If any comes wandering over to complain about my range rover on 24's over use of guns an scramblers on my land were do i stand on telling them to f*** right off :D

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Replied, "Morning" or "Afternoon".

The problem is the Londoners. They sell their 2 bed flats for £300,000, move into a village for a peacefull life, because they have seen these country programmes, read about the country etc........ but they cant live the "Country Way", so they hope to make changes in the village. There the first to go to community meetings sounding off!! :angry:

Sorry, but put up with the smells, shooting, the whole way of "The Country Life" if not fck off back to smelly noisy London! :D

 

is that really how the country bumpkins feel??????

im a londoner an for the past year my brother an i have been trying to buy a nice bit of country side to shoot the hell out of,i dont intend on going to no village meetings,the local pub and will be keeping myself to myself.

If any comes wandering over to complain about my range rover on 24's over use of guns an scramblers on my land were do i stand on telling them to f*** right off :D

 

Thank God, and good luck with finding some land.

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cheers mate

some of you country folk dont realise how good you have got it,we have got to buy somewere because permission in london is non existant an im not spending my days at a shooting club.

i did have some pest control on my mates alotment but even for that i had to remain invisible spent more time hiding than shooting

so have a heart for some of us city dwellers cos i for one would f***ing love some permission closer to home

ATB

Sykes

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I would have done the same and not said a word.Best not to give the anti's any more ammunition.

 

Similiar thing.

Couple of years back while walking my dog in local woods and fields,a well spoken,but also agitated middle aged woman stopped me and said "Can you hear that?"

 

I replied "what?"

 

She then said "Gunshot.I moved from Bristol to get away from noises like that!"

 

I did politely explain that this is rural Cambridgeshire and that shooting is a popular pastime,but she wasnt having any of it and stormed off in a huff no doubt to phone the rozzers.I didnt get the chance to tell her that farmers would be muck spreading in next few weeks so she had that delightful smell to look forward to... ;)

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tell her to piss off next time. Or pay some kids to egg her house on halloween... thats what we are doing to 2 houses in my village which shout at us when we go shooting on MY land. Lmao. It dont bother me but it just scares all the coneys off. when your just about to take a shot its bloody annoying when it runs in the hedge

Eggings no fun last year i used paintballs ;)

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You probobly did the right thing. You may want to shout and swear, but that just plays into their hands.

 

If you were to say anything, I'd have asked:

 

'Who are the "We" that dont want me'?

 

and

 

'What exactly is "my sort" ?

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You probobly did the right thing. You may want to shout and swear, but that just plays into their hands.

 

If you were to say anything, I'd have asked:

 

'Who are the "We" that dont want me'?

 

and

 

'What exactly is "my sort" ?

That's exactly what I'd like to say in that situation Matt, but it probably would of come out as, 'F*ck off you snobby b*tch!' :laugh:

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