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It was yesterday and I had just finished the third of our five pheasant drives of the morning and I was feeling good walking back to the car to get a cup of soup and a slice of bread. My terrier was just doing her own thing running up the sides of the dale we had just driven. I had my shotgun in its cover over my shoulder and this woman walker comes past and I just said "Good morning" and she replied "your sorts are not welcome around here".

 

Well I could have blown a fuse at her but I did not say a thing I just walked on.

But now its eating at me what I should have said.

 

What would you have said ??

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It was yesterday and I had just finished the third of our five pheasant drives of the morning and I was feeling good walking back to the car to get a cup of soup and a slice of bread. My terrier was just doing her own thing running up the sides of the dale we had just driven. I had my shotgun in its cover over my shoulder and this woman walker comes past and I just said "Good morning" and she replied "your sorts are not welcome around here".

 

Well I could have blown a fuse at her but I did not say a thing I just walked on.

But now its eating at me what I should have said.

 

What would you have said ??

 

 

Nothing More, nothing less.

Matt

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tell her to piss off next time. Or pay some kids to egg her house on halloween... thats what we are doing to 2 houses in my village which shout at us when we go shooting on MY land. Lmao. It dont bother me but it just scares all the coneys off. when your just about to take a shot its bloody annoying when it runs in the hedge

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Replied, "Morning" or "Afternoon".

The problem is the Londoners. They sell their 2 bed flats for £300,000, move into a village for a peacefull life, because they have seen these country programmes, read about the country etc........ but they cant live the "Country Way", so they hope to make changes in the village. There the first to go to community meetings sounding off!! :angry:

Sorry, but put up with the smells, shooting, the whole way of "The Country Life" if not fck off back to smelly noisy London! :D

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You did do the right thing mate really,one of my neighbours has moaned about a local farmer shooting rabbits,has called the council about my cockrel and was round the other day moaning about my doves flying around and landing on his roof.I went round there yesterday and told him i'd told them off but they might not listen to me,seems i have naughty doves.Still swearing was invented for such accassions so you did have the right for a good old fashioned f**k off tw*t.

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Nowt wrong with noisy,smelly London ;) You should have just said Madam,your village appears to be missing its idiot please return home :D

 

Afternoon Mac,

 

No but it is rather noisy and smelly for my likeing.

Started my career as a forklift driver there, not good at all. :blink:

:D

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Nowt wrong with noisy,smelly London ;) You should have just said Madam,your village appears to be missing its idiot please return home :D

 

Afternoon Mac,

 

No but it is rather noisy and smelly for my likeing.

Started my career as a forklift driver there, not good at all. :blink:

:D

Dont keep reiterating the "Forklift-driver" spiel ;) Remember the cover-story,we dont over-emphasise or stress things ;) It arouses suspicion ;)

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