BlueCoyote 0 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 scothunter said: I had two Jehova witnesses come to my house.Within 10mins of them listening to me on "my" views.They couldn't get away fast enough,I honestly believe they think im the anti christ never had another one at my door.lol at least you didnt threaten them with an ax like my mom once did lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 scothunter said: I had two Jehova witnesses come to my house.Within 10mins of them listening to me on "my" views.They couldn't get away fast enough,I honestly believe they think im the anti christ never had another one at my door.lol LMFAO Matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 scothunter said: I had two Jehova witnesses come to my house.Within 10mins of them listening to me on "my" views.They couldn't get away fast enough,I honestly believe they think im the anti christ never had another one at my door.lol They don't like it up 'em! I tell them that it's people like them that start wars, trying to force their views on other people. If someone truly wants to find God/Buddha/Allah/Vishnu/Yoda/Whoever, they'll do it on their own, in their own time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stevesel 18 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I used to work for a jehovas witness and put up with his preaching for months,when he started to bring his books for me to read it really was doing my head in,he even suggested i took them home to read with my family. One day while we were in the van i brought a porno mag in the garage and offered him a look and maybe take it home to read. His reaction was funny as f...! you would have thought i had brought kryptonite in the motor he went mental and was genuinely scared of it, anyway after an afternoon of showing him every page i jacked the job. Life is too short to spend it preparing for the next one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 11,037 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Sounds like you got a problem,maybe god can help you have you tried praying for him to stop hassling you?,i'm sure with a bit of faith he will stop though mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 macberran said: ....build me a shrubbery!!!!!!!! No comment on the religious question really ... but the shrubbery bit made me snort Run away! Run away! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogman89 0 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 i see leviticus as a set of rules set down the the people of that time, i dont think it applys to today. cause if it does then alot of christians are screwed lol my view anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 its a damned if you do, damned if you dont situation.... tell them No you dont believe and then they try to convert you... and if you lie and say you do then they really can get annoying. Quote i see leviticus as a set of rules set down the the people of that time, i dont think it applys to today.cause if it does then alot of christians are screwed lol .... funny how so many people dont understand their own religion... there's a lot of crap people will quote to you from the bible.... we had several people tell us we're all doomed sinners, violating a sacred religious law because we didnt have either of our sons circumcised.... friends, inlaws, even one atheist.... what they didnt seem to notice is the old testament says to circumcise, while the new testament tells you specifically that Gentiles should not imitate jews and jews should not imitate gentiles... er... in so many words.... in the end it didnt make a difference where your soul was concerned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 I tend to find that when you say your a satanist, especially to the Jehovahs it sends them packing toot sweet! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
biffo 0 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 give him a slap and tell him he's too old for an imaginary friend. seriously tho, if he starts preaching quote epicurus "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" if that doesnt work tell him to count the deaths in the bible and see how many are caused by god (2,391,421*) and how many caused by satan (10) and ask him why an all loving, all good god would kill over 2 million people and why absolute evil's body count is so low *not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers were given. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 nastki71 said: I occassionally work with a very nice man but he is extremely religous. He asked me if I believed in God once and I said No, and he looked at me in a very shocked way and said ... what a shame it was that I would go to hell He know regularly prays for me... which is irritating but harmless. He might just save you............... :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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